mouthbreather -Maybe it’s just me, but I can’t get drunk off of ‘thick’ drinks. Well, I mean I can get drunk but when I do I end up coloring the walls with wonderfully decorative vomit.
Mud-slide mix.
Meatros: I do fine with thick drinks, it’s the straight “sugar liquors” that make me redocorate my bathroom…the Aftershock/Goldschlager/Jagermeister types. Blech.
4 shots of straight vodka on an empty stomach.
to truly activate the alcohol you need a white wine chaser on top though…
but just the one.
what?
WHAT??
seriously, this works, and you end up nice and fuzzy, although i have a stomach of iron and don’t throw-up or get hangovers, so YMMV
or there’s always Buckfast tonic wine.
9 out of 10 homeless winos prefer it.
In the very-strong-doesn’t-taste-like-it category, and much easier to whip up yourself than LI Iced Tea; the Kamikaze (For $20 you should be able to whip up quite a batch):
1 part cheap vodka, 1 part cheap triple-sec, 1 part lemon juice.
Tastes like lemonade, covers the alkie taste well, not sickly sweet, and it is deadly strong…
If you’re really determined, past experimentation has shown you can increase vodka to 1.5 parts without noticeably increasing the “alcoholic” perception (Note: test subjects were entirely 18-20 year old sorority girls, so YMMV).
3 or 4 beers and a shot of Goldschlager…
I’d recommend rum, vodka, or maybe tequila, mixed with the juice(s) of your preference. If you wish to play with the blender, mix up some stiff smoothies.
Ha Ha Ha! This is exactly what I do! A pint of Barton’s for $2.99. Take a swig and swallow while holding breath, chase with flavored soda of your choice.
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I hate alcohol too!!! As a result I very rarely go out drinking. But I have found that when I need a drink or whatever an Amaretto Sour is the only thing I can stand.
Now, when my goal is to get drunk. I go for shots!!! They are quick and strong… and I do not have to have the taste of liquor in my mouth all night. With a limited budget of $20.00 you can get 4 Liquid Cocaines and that usually leaves me pretty trashed.
Happy drunkedness!!!
Geez, lighten up y’all! So the guy wants to get lit up one time alone in his house. You make it seem like he’s a raging alkie in training. Isn’t it better that he run this experiment at home rather than, say, at a bar from which he may wind up driving home?
I have found that vodka and cranberry does the trick for me. Just be sure, before you go to sleep/pass out, that you down a couple big glasses of water and a multi-vitamin.
Assuming one bottle of hard liquor will do the trick, you can go with a cheap to mid priced fruit flavored vodka, mix it with 7-up and add a slice of orange. That’s a totally yummy drink, fruity, not too sweet, and won’t be excessively hard on the stomach. I find cranberry can be a bit too tart, same with sour mix type of drinks, after 3-4, my stomach hurts from the mixer alone.
Well, if he had in fact described this as an experiment, I’d have no problem with it. As I said, I’m not a prude – hell, I’ve done my share of drinking alone at home, sometimes even in the dark – but something about the way the OP is phrased really rubs me the wrong way.
That said, you’re quite right that he was looking for drink suggestions and not other commentary, so I apologize.
Umm - at the risk of being whooshed but moving ahead becuase there’s a health issue…
Antifreeze is poisoness.
Muad’Dib, I’ll second (third?) ShibbOleth and Fretful Porpentine on general principles. Now, on to the OP.
It sounds like you’re not a real “big drinker”, and judging by your comments, it also sounds like you need some time to brood while you drown your sorrows.
First, this Important Disclaimer! Before you take your first SIP, bury your car keys and throw away your shovel.
Also very important: Avoid “Hard” Liquor. If you’re not familiar with heavy drinking, the hard stuff can kill you. Really. Nobody wants that.
Go out and buy yourself a 12-pack of Zima. It’s about as strong as beer, and tastes like Sprite. If I am correct, and your are an occassional drinker only, 4 or 5 of these should get you pretty sloppy, and 6 or 7 should get you calling your friends to tell them you love (or hate) them. The advantages to this approach are 1) You’ll have enough to maintain the desired level of stupor/torpor, and 2) You will be unlikely to poison yourself - you’ll probably pass out before you drink enough to really damage your body.
Good luck, and let us know how it goes.
2 bottles of Brass Monkey
The first drink is the one that’ll hit ya the hardest. After that, the rest tastes like a nummy orange drink.
I only suggested 2 bottles because you can get 2 for under $20. One bottle alone will be sufficient to get you 'faced.
If you really like the sweet and sour mix, I’d recommend Amarillo Sours. Amarillo doesn’t have a lot of alcohol content, so about a 3:2 ratio might be better than the 1:1 (remembering, of course, that sour mix usually comes concetrated, so you’ll need to dilute 1:1 with water before mixing).
Like Lucretia Borgia.
Like Lucretia Borgia.
In a local liquor store, they sell this new drink called 99 Bananas. They have these little shot bottles for $1. It’s 99 proof and the taste of banana drowns out the taste of the alcohol. Make sure it’s very cold. Drink 5 of these over the course of an hour, with a 1/2 cup of water after each one.
You’ll have $15 left over to sepnd on other entertainment.