When I get to know people, it’s often quite a while before they realize that I am a politically conservative Christian. I don’t generally bring up political or religious issues, and my broad-based sense of humor sometimes leads people to make inaccurate assumptions about my core beliefs.
The size of my penis. In fact, very few people notice it at all. Only a select few.
I’m usually trying to increase that number by one.
People always overestimate my height. They also underestimate my age (because I’m youthful-looking, not because I’m immature, dammit).
My brilliant wit? Wait, shouldn’t that be a little more obvious?
I have a back like a road map. 