My best episode of gluttony was my senior year in high school. The morning of the day in question I had a fairly light breakfast consisting of two bowls of cereal, some toast, and four eggs scrambled. We were able to go off campus to eat lunch and my friends and I had planned to visit the local Gatti’s pizza buffet to have ourselves a little eating contest. Well I had forgotten about the plan and hand taken my usual lunch consisting of a couple of sandwiches and some pretzels. When my friends reminded me of our contest I went ahead and primed my stomach with my lunch during 3rd period.
Well we swung by Gatti’s and boy was it a contest. I consumed a personal record of 37 slices of pizza, but I was outdone by two of my friends. I blame the fact that I ate two sandwiches and some pretzels on my losing performance. Anyway the rest of the school day rolled by uneventfully. We all got together after school and played basketball for about 2.5-3 hours. On the way home I was once again starving so I swung by the local Burger King and ordered 6 $0.39 cheeseburgers to satiate my hunger till dinnertime. Full of fast food goodness I got home and showered. My parents reminded me we were supposed to go over to one of their friend’s house to watch some kind of sporting event and have dinner.
To my delightful surprise they were having a BBQ. So I ate another 4 cheeseburgers and pounded away 8 hot dogs. I also ate countless numbers of potato chips with ranch/sour cream dip and the hostess of the evening made the best brownies which I fully partook of. Everything was of coursed washed down with numerous glasses of Dr. Pepper.
Anyway we get home and I’m getting ready for bed and yet I felt a strange twinge. The twinge of hunger. Nothing that four bowls of Fruity Pebbles couldn’t fix of course and then I drifted off to sleep satiated and content.
It wasn’t for awhile that I actually realized the sheer volume of food I ate that day. It will probably be seared in my memory till my last day. My friends and I were not fat and I guess we were active enough to eat like this on a semi-regular basis and not turn into elephants. I’m not sure how many thousands of calories I consumed. I am sure I couldn’t repeat this feat today and simply typing it makes me feel like puking. Ah, but those were the days.
So spill it, what’s the most food you have ever consumed in a day.