Enquiring minds want to know, what is the yonic/vulvar equivalent of a stripper pole? Stripper poles are a symbolic stand in for the penis that dancers use as a prop of sorts. What would one use as an equally versatile symbolic vagina?
Side talk can devolve into other symbolic artistic representations, but I’m really after something that makes a great erotic dance prop. Both hypothetical ideals and anything actual male strippers may have used.
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Not sure what male strippers do but maybe if they stood there using a fleshlight…
How about a hula hoop?
Various sea anemones.
Men can use stripper poles as well.
Tires? Kind of like how on obstacle courses where you have to run while stepping into each one, only you’d have to do it in a seductive manner.
Massage chair?
I’m not sure that the equivalent would even be a dance prop at all. Women dance to seem sexy to men a lot more often than men dance to seem sexy to women. I think the equivalent art form might actually be poetry, in which case the equivalent to the pole would be something that male poets write poems about. Flowers, perhaps.
Arne Jacobsen egg chair and Monday Night Football.
Not real men.
Fingering a guitar.
skin tight suits
A broom or a mop.
Oooh you gonna clean for me? Yeah baby, do it! Do it!
Female says “X” (not).
I’m not sure the male needs one. His genitalia being external, the world is the womb* into which he, er, thrusts. So to speak.
Male dance can be very erotic. You two, stop spoiling my fun.
*Yes, yes, I know it’s not really the womb. Just go with it.
How about a board game? I think I’ve heard somewhere that Yoni loves Yahtzee.
I’m not sure that this is true. Is not dancing a mating behaviour for both sexes?
Maybe not. Sometimes a pole is just a pole.[sup]*[/sup]
The banana hammock
Groan.
A FOAF had a cat named Yoni, I guess since it was a pussy.
