As if you thought it could not get any worse,Trump TV. This greasy turd is going to be with us for a long, long, time.
They’ve already had to put up with Dennis Rodman!
Hair Restoration Solutions.
“Your hair will not only restore Bigly, it’ll be YU-uuuuuge…!”
Maybe its just all the drugs, but seems to me when the light on him is intense you get reflections of the bald shiny skin under his elaborate combing experiment. Are there any picture of his head when, like, soaking wet? Don’t most guys who have brown hair when they are younger get grey, not electric blonde?
I’m hoping for a complete psychotic break myself. He’s almost there…
This talk about DT’s cranial foliage reminds me of the old joke about the guy who walks into a bar with a frog on his head. Bartender says “Where’d you get that?” and the frog says “It started out as a wart on my ass.”
Give the devil his due, there are 40-50 million voting apple pie eating Americans who are buying the shtick.
let’s see 50mil multiply by 2, carry the 6, multiply by the family size, subtract the Hispanic quotient, add the bogan factor, subtract 40 and then forget the bit in the middle … hmmmm… must be a dedicated TV audience of over 200 million. You reckon PT Barnum would have left a bloc of paying customers of that sizeto just to entertain themselves?
I’m expecting a recording of him using the “N” word.
I hope it’s a burning sensation when he pees.
Wouldn’t that be lovely.
I could see him going back full-on birther before Nov. 8.
Just because it wouldn’t make a lick of sense, but it would make his people roar in approval.
“Kim Jong-Un is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.”
Trump TV is going to involve a White House set, where Trump sits in the fake Oval Office giving orders to do stuff like defeat ISIS. Actors will come in and tell him it has been done. And the wall is built and Mexico did pay for it.
All his aides are tall blondes, of course. They’ll call it the Trumpman Show.
After he loses the election, hinting that his supporters should take up arms on his behalf against the government. But being coy enough that he can avoid being prosecuted.
The real challenge is what to do in 2020. I think we can safely assume he will lose this election, but he will certainly and loudly claim that he really won and that he’ll be back in 2020. If he cannot muster or maintain support by then, I expect he will fade from public view most grudgingly.
Either that, or the “C” word.
If being sued in New York for raping a 13 year old girl isn’t going to turn off Trumps base, rest assured that saying nigger or cunt means nothing to his base.
If anything, his base will be happy he uses words like that because they do too.
Arec Barwin, you are worthress to me now!