What would happen if Kim Jong Un Kidnapped Trump?

The Dear Leader has been known to not let his guests leave when they want to. Let’s say during this future meeting between Kimmy Boy and Trump that’s being set up, the North Koreans manage to spirit Trump away somewhere. Let’s say Kim Jong Un is crazy enough to believe this will prove his regime’s worth to the world, and demand a huge ransom, ala that whole King Richard the Lionheart fiasco almost a thousand years ago. Kim hopes the mighty US will grovel before him.

Would the evangelical addled Republicans suddenly become Christlike and turn the other cheek to our foes? Would they declare Pence president and go from there? After all, they wouldn’t want to kill millions and possibly end the world over Trump would they?

Would saying, “Keep him.” even be an option?

I just like thinking about this.

An epic party, followed by an epic battle. Oh, ok! We can do the battle bit first, I guess…

Trump may be a <censored> <censored> <contd p.97> but he’s an American <censored> <censored> <contd p.97>.

It won’t happen.

Un wants to be a world leader.

He now has rockets that could deliver a nuke to the US and others.

Next step: photos with Trump and Un discussing world order.

Trump is handing him the biggest gift he could ask for right now. And, it happened by having the SK big wigs(!) announce what the US president was going to do(!) at night(!) from the front lawn(!) without his administration even knowing it was going to happen and denying it right up until in happened!!
Why would Un screw THAT up?

From his perspective, this is just too beautiful for words.

Hopefully acting-President Pence will stand by the old “We do not negotiate” line.

“The U.S. announced today a total lifting of all trade embargoes on North Korea. These embargoes will be instantly reinstated should North Korea give Trump back.”

Point of order; his surname is “Kim”. “Jong-Un” is his personal name.

How is it a gift? I’ve never understood the idea that negotiating with someone is somehow a gift or a concession in and of itself. A gift would be lifting sanctions or giving Kim some money or something of that sort. But just sitting down at a table to talk with someone is just an acknowledgement of the fact we aren’t unilaterally capable of solving that particular situation, not some kind of reward to that person.

What would happen if Kim Jong Un Kidnapped Trump?
I’d send him a Thank You card.

Well, the obvious answer is to call in a favor from his buddy Putin. The neutral Russian Hostage “Rescue” Team can handle the situation, given their enviable record in resolving such matters.

War would be the result, and we’re all better off if every country clearly understands that.

I’m on the phone now to President Kabore of Burkina Faso, he didn’t know.

I’d send them a strongly worded note demanding that they take Pence also.

But it would never work. Read O’Henry’s Ransom of Red Chief to find out why.

Much as I am not a fan of the current resident of the White House, he’s still our president, and I would not take too kindly to someone kidnapping our president.

No matter how I feel about the person, that sets a terrible precedent for the office.

I would support whatever means are necessary to retrieve him, and should harm befall him, then retaliation (of a non-nuclear form) would be very appropriate.

Anyway, I am sure that Kim knows this, and so this is not a scenario that is likely to be entertained.

This isn’t really the situation where private citizens, without diplomatic protections, are held under trumped up charges. This is a head of state with full diplomatic protections. There’s a three word description for the actions of a state that ignores diplomatic conventions and kidnaps a head of state - act of war.

Which effectively makes this a declaration of war against the United States. That’s unlikely to be shrugged off.

You think Kim won’t use nukes if we don’t?

Exactly. I don’t see anything Kim has to gain by kidnapping western government officials.

He’s not going to give up nuclear deterrence.

Kim has more to fear from China, I think. We’re not going to nuke NK, and NK has far greater dependence on China.

Kim’s status and the negotiating power of China probably move a little toward Kim’s favor by his recent moves with Trump and SK.
Are we really going to have to look at photos of Kim and Trump shaking hands way too long?

I doubt it.

Sure, as long as it’s clear we’re recovering the President, not Trump. Not the same thing.

It’s fun to entertain a Ruthless People scenario, anyway.

I’d be very happy to retrieve him from a north korean prison and toss him into one of ours.

Is it still too soon to make Otto Warmbier jokes?