Never got a warning. I don’t recall any mod notes. Too damn dull.
Mine must be really long since I never got a mug.
Once and I’ll never forgive samclem.
I don’t think I’ve ever been warned here (certainly not since the formal Warning system was put in place), but I’ve been warned once on another message board. It’s not easy to miss, if you ever pay any attention to your private messages.
Can’t be. Earl always closes his eyes when he gets his picture taken.
Inconsistency is my style guide. I contain multitudes.
The reason they were enticed into becoming moderators is because they were assured by Cecil that they would receive an extra 72 virgins in heaven upon their ultimate demise.
However, once they signed on the dotted line and later read the fine print, they realized they would instead only be given a 72-oz bottle of Bertolli Extra Virgin Olive Oil.
Of course the solution is to become a SDMB moderator and get your 72-oz bottle of olive oil.
Then, convert to Islam to assure your 72 virgins upon death.
Then, when you get to heaven (a big “if” for some of y’all), slather the olive oil on your virgins and have a slippery orgy. Win/Win.
Why start new thread when you could have posted in this already ongoing and equally relevant thread here: The thread title - Thread Games - Straight Dope Message Board
Seriously though, I would only pay that kind of money if I had a mod in my back pocket AND your Hulu password… oh, wait…
I’ve never gotten a warning on here before or as a mod.
I never knew there was an actual mug. As in, that mug, not just any old idea of promised reward.
Next thing you know my Rabbi will call me to tell me the Afterlife is no longer in stock.
Don’t worry. There is delicious cake at the end.
Not to be a stickler, but I also always thought pie (as in “bring pie”) is a higher reward.
If you wear a scarf, nobody has to look at it, see.
Was that Cagney?
Sometimes I’m glad I’ve been suspended so many times I have no fear I would be offered the cup. However, I will prove it by offering my services for anything but MPSIMS (too depressing). With a note that my life prevents me from paying sufficient attention to much more complex than Cafe Society or IMHO.
Or The Barn House. Ed, we go way back, but did you really think that was a thing? Rule 1 in Publishing: Grab what you can up front. 
I have two mugs. I got one when I became SDSAB, and one when I became a mod.
Long long ago, I also received a few Chicago Reader calendars.
I have a Reader backwards R on my courier bag. Close enough?
You know, you have my address. Anytime those mugs seem like they are taking up too much space 
Hey, extra virgin olive oil is good stuff! And 72 ounces will last a while.