The original post.
The first response.
A follow-up post.
The suggestions to close the thread for being a repeat of previous threads.
A highjack: why does this remind me of something else?
D’oh! I meant this to be a test thread in ATMB.
Fail!
Ah, I was having fun, man.
The sad response. 
The ignored post.
Did somebody say something?
TLDR
Me neither. Too busy.
See post #9.
The obligatory post to point out that the quoted Doper is wrong.
The post to vehemently argue against the OP
The post to list:
a) A thing
b) Another thing
c) Opal can hack profit to death with a kitchen knife
the thread killer post
The This. post