cheese
oh, wait wrong thread, sorry
cheese
oh, wait wrong thread, sorry
well since I’m here:
tall, dark, slender, & hairy.
Money works too. 
My turn-on? When I’m out for a walk and see a self-absorbed egomaniac who thinks he’s god’s gift to women get hit by a train. Man, I’m excited just thinking about it!
Propski, that is SO cool! There I was thinking I was the only one.
My fantasy is slightly different though. It involves one of them oldfashioned steam rollers 
Coldfire
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WallyM7 on Coldfire:
"Yeah, he knows a little about everything because they have a good prison library."
My biggest turn on is a hot smart woman. I’m so happy because i’m going on a date this week with a hot smart woman. Yippie!
I also get turned on when a woman goes down on me, but enough about me.
If at first you don’t succeed you’re about average.
Coldfire–like the slow-motion steamroller scene in “Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery”? "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
It’s my duty; my duty as a complete and utter bastard.–Arnold J. Rimmer.