Yeah! thats right, what’s your biggest turn on?
I’ll tell you mine. I get “most turned on” when when a smart beautiful girl worships the ground I walk on. If you were to guess that i’m turned on all the time you’d be right. I have enough girls worshiping the ground I walk on to start my own church! I can’t help it I have a body like steel and emit sexual appeal.
Happy to not be a virgin!
Heads up there, little buddy. you’re in for a rough night.
“My drinking team has a Rugby problem.”
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Michael Masterson?
“Penises don’t belong in the mouth, girls and boys. You’ve got the wrong hole there. Just like you wouldn’t shove pizza up your nose.”
-From the Brother Jed flyer-
I’m turned on by infantile posts from adolescent trolls.
I’ll tell him but I don’t think he’ll be very keen. He’s already got one, you see!
Pluto, what is a troll?
Happy to not be a virgin!
Step 1: Pick up a mirror…
I’m impressed. How do you find time to post on a message board with all these ‘church’ women you have. You must have a hard life.
** Sigh. So many men, so few who can afford me ** Original by Wally
I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.
Okay, who let my ex hubby sign up to post here? Go away dear, church is about to begin
Give your children these two things: One is roots, the other, wings - Wally Wally He’s our Man
i will try and stick to the topic, unlike some
The thing that turns me on the mos is when i see a beautiful lady wearing a dress/shirt/top that reveals her shoulder, s and collar bone and neck, that area. It also helps if she has natural red hair too…
Yup. That’s what does it for me!
A nice, well-filled-out butt. I hate those supermodel butts that are the same shape as a 9-year-old.
Wrong thinking is punished, right thinking is just as swiftly rewarded. You’ll find it an effective combination.
I only know two things;
I know what I need to know
And
I know what I want to know
Mangeorge, 2000
My wife!
Jewish girls
Yours truly,
aha
Im a necrophiliac. How well can you play dead?
Asmodean, bahhahaha!
“Organs gross me out. That’s organs, not orgasms.”
-the wallster
Well, I have to say something. Forgive me, it must be the late hour.
Mr Socko, It certainly isn’t a personality-challenged twit like you! I bet you haven’t needed to eat for some time, you’re so full of yourself. Grow up, or go away.
You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life.
L.L.
That’s my name, not a description. I am neither purple nor a bear. Okay, so I’m purple.<a true Wally original!>
Leather, WhipCream, and Ice cubes, in that order.
Thats the truth and anyone who has heard otherwise has been misinformed.
hockey uniforms.
oh boy.
“Organs gross me out. That’s organs, not orgasms.”
-the wallster
:::shrug:::
What else? An intelligent woman of course!
–Kalél
TheHungerSite.com
“If our lives are indeed the sum-total of the choices we’ve made, then we cannot change who we are; but with every new choice we’re given, we can change who we’re going to be.”
Lean and muscular lower legs and ankles attached to an intelligent woman. Soccer players and track athletes a plus. Sandals a double plus. Muddy feet and ankles (in the appropriate circumstances) a triple plus…
BTW - Is Mr. Socko a known troll? The add’l comments at the end of the post seem troll-like, but the topic itself isn’t too bad…