I was reading a Wikipedia article about Pliny The Elder, and I got to thinking what a cool name that was.
So if you could have a “THE” name what would it be?
Like Mark “the cool,” or Mark “the Great” or whatever descriptive name follows the word “THE” what would it be
Also follow up question, would that name be the one others would apply to you.
I would be “Mark the unusual” And yes other people would think it fits
I would say my name, then occupation, followed by “chosen by the GODS.”
Cuckoorex, illustrator chosen by the GODS.
Either that, or “of the stars”
The Reclusive. And, yeah, it fits for both me and others.
This is how we routinely refer to people in our family. My sister the lesbian. Our brother the lawyer. So much so that a co-worker hearing me and my sister catch up on family news asked “Does anyone in your family have a name?”
I’m “the theatre person.”
Mine would not be as much a “the name” as an Homeric epithet. Like “Achilles of the bright shield” or “Agamemnon of the golden scepter”, I am … drum roll please … “Typo of the endless to-do list”.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to do laundry, dishes, meal planning, grocery shopping, bill-paying, budget writing, house cleaning, tutoring, pet care, yard work, clothes shopping, certification exam prep …
At work I’m often Justin the Slacker or Justin the Computer Guy, so probably one of those.
I don’t understand the question.
Face, the Master of Time and Space
See that “t” in the middle?
Acid the Occasionally Peevish.
Sorry, Face - that title is taken. Please select another.
Sincerely,
THE All Seeing, All Knowing, Master Of Time, Space, and Dimension.
(You can call me ASAKMOTSD, though.) 
I don’t have to answer, right?
Rand “THE Rand” Mcnally.
Read my sig!
ETA: Where did it go?
Rebo the Feudmaster
Oh, this one’s simple: “the cunt”.
the Sage
Art the Rock. Duh.
Ohio State The University.
Unfortunately, it is likely: the nerd. 
I always liked Ethelred the Unready.
I guess I’m Bam Boo the Gut!