Little Nemo the Big.
Just to confuse my enemies.
Pansy The Surly works for me. Other people shall probably insert an ellipsis – “Pansy The . . . Who?” 
TroubleAgain the Answer-Lady
Panache, the not-so-hot guy with the smokin’ hot partner.
Seriously, I’ve been referred to this way, with less-flattering language.
BEG the Curious
or
BEG the Procrastinator (like Kyla; I’m pretty exceptional at this)
I have always wanted to be a nerd. I was never able to really grasp the math.
I am Nzinga the Student.
I have a poetry group. I teach lil’ inner city kids pro-black poetry. (very poor poetry that I write myself, but the magic is in their delivery).
The kids all have “The” names.
My daughter is Hetep the Hubble
My god son is Tislam the Telescope.
I’d probably end up with eleanor the rigby. <sigh>
It should be Eleanor the Magnificent Queen of All She Surveys and Whose Beauty and Grace Know No Bounds, but you can call me Eleanor for short.
Sunspace the [del]Odd[/del] Determined
How about
Sunspace the Strikeout?
Sunspace the Corrected?
Spoons the Sleeping Position!
Naw, still needs more work.
I think I’d probably be Attack the Odd. Hardy fans might call me Attack the Obscure though.
It has been The Fabulous Dedra for over 5 years… It started as an email address and spread like mad… Now all my friends and coworkers call me that. It is kind of nice to be called Fabulous all the time. People ask “how are you” and I say “Fabulous!”
olivesmarch4th the Bleeding Heart
Take it as a positive or negative; it’s indisputably me.
When I’m using my real name, though, I’m Christy the Empress. The Empress is pleased with this thread.
jali, the grouchy
Loki, the Misanthrope.
Naw, too negative.
Loki, the Neurotic!
It should be Loki, of the Pie Triumvirate!
Add a healthy dose of sarcasm when speaking of The Optimist
Zoe the Irreverent
Tashii the bawdy.
T.R. the Tumbled Down.
Miss Woodhouse the perfect would be my preferred, but I’m secretly afraid I’m actually Miss Woodhouse the forgettable.