Dental Dam
https://secure.vwe.net/cgi-bin/eros/000271.html?id=Axth8ge5
besides, that’s not gross… I’m washable, plus I’ve probably had worse things in my mouth :eek:
E3
If you need more clues; imagine that the recipient is very, very unresponsive.
What I want to know is, what’s the point of purple wings anyway? Other than some sort of initiation it’s not like…whew…sorry, gagging here. Can’t think about that anymore.
I doubt it’s actually a common practice. Did you and your friends never make up funny names for stuff you never actually did when you were kids?
I was going to cite “tromboning” as an example as this, but, uh…
Where’s the innocent angel smiley on here? 
I got it the first time. Oddly enough, I don’t find earning one’s purple wings as disgusting as earning one’s red wings.
Are you SERIOUS? You realize it involves performing cunnilingus on a DEAD person, right?!
Yes. But since I’m a chick, I can only put myself in the receiver’s shoes, so to speak. I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t mind someone using my body to earn their purple wings if I were dead. I don’t know what it’s like to be dead but sure as hell know what it’s like to be menstruating. It ain’t pleasant down there, lemme tell ya.
Don’t get me wrong, I find both to be pretty gross but earning one’s red wings is just…ew.
Hey-the zombie invited her boyfriend over for a cold one, OK?
Cunnilingus with a leper earns you a pair molting wings.
Seasons of Wither from Aerosmiths’s Get Your Wings is indelibly, permanently and appropriately now locked in my brain.
AAARGH
(beats Nursecarmen about the head)
Okay, maybe I’m just being somewhat closed minded here, but why, why, WHY would a guy want to eat “red wings”???
earn, rather. EARN red wings, not eat them. geesh.
This is just too weird to wrap my brain around it.
Maybe he’s a Spread Eagle Scout.
:: joins in ::
If you’re not careful, she might give you some lip while you’re at it.
I’ll bite (not literally.)
Let’s get one thing out of the way first: this does not involve attaching your mouth to her vagina like a hose and proceeding to suck, swallow, suck swallow. Do you do that when she’s not menstrating? Then why the hell would you do it when she is? And if THAT’S why you guys are considering “earning your red-wings” then I’ve never gotten them and I never will. Based on my limited medical knowledge that it generally isn’t a very good idea to reintroduce things that have willingly left the body, I’d say that that method of earning your wings probably isn’t very healthy.
Now, on with it…
For me, it’s almost always when I’m buzzed and wanna go down and just don’t give a damn. There are a few precautions you might want to take, though. First of all, you don’t really want to go tongue-spelunking in there. A good exterior lickdown is plenty enough for these occasions. Secondly, you don’t want to do it on a girl that wears pads. In fact, I don’t even have sex with girls that use pads anymore; they’re a total mess. Lastly, you don’t just go around doing this to Betty Sue Randombang. Save it for the ones you really care about. The ones that are comfortable enough with you to laugh when it’s 3am, you’re both drunk, and you come up to kiss her and you have blood on your chin.
One final note: I really just don’t think menstration is all that gross. I mean, I don’t swallow the stuff, and yes, it does smell a little…interesting at times, but you have to remember that women spend close to 25% of their time menstrating for roughly 35 years of their life. It’s normal and natural, and when I’m feeling crazy I don’t always let it get in my way.
Smoking after sex?
No - see this link if you really want to know (scroll down - it’s there).
By the way, the idea of “wings” has nothing to do with the girl having her legs over your head, or “painting” wings on your chest, or anything else like that. It’s because the original Hell’s Angels were (or supposedly were, I think it’s debated :dubious: ) pilots and military men.