What jobs involve virtually no contact with others?

In my capacity as an insurance broker, I deal with people all day, every day. My previous “career” as a waiter/bartender was also public relations heavy. I am accounted very good at what I do, and my employers always comment on my public-relations abilities.

Here’s the thing; I really don’t like dealing with people. At all. I just shift into automatic pilot and do it. But I’d love to have a job where I don’t have to speak to people at all (or very little). Any dopers out there have a job like this, or any suggestions?

Gravedigger?

lighthouse keeper?

Janitor
HouseSitter
Window Washer
Sewer Inspector/Cleaner
Truck Driver

Shepherd?

Movie theatre projectionist can be a pretty lonely job.

You could move to England and become a dentist

Proctologist.

Wait…

Those guys that sit in fire stations on top of the ridgeline and watch for fires.

You know those flyers for jobs where YOU CAN MAKE $$$$$ WORKING FROM HOME? I bet those jobs don’t involve much contact with people.

Game warden.

Illustrator / commercial artist. Apart from the occasional interview with an art director, everything is done over phone, fax and e-mail. Virtually the only human contact you have to make is with the UPS guy.

Maytag Repairman.

House-sitter for the Boy In The Plastic Bubble.

Night-shift security guard at a school?

You could become a writer and move to an isolated house in the mountains and write a nobel-prize-winning novel.

Wow, a novel so good they invent a whole new Nobel prize category for it! :smiley:

In medical school, if you want to say that somebody has no social skills at all, you say that they should become a pathologist. They look at slides all day.

Evil Genius? No contact with people necessary, until your nefarious plans come to fruition, and you take over the world and subjugate all mankind

My neighbor had a business working by himself inspecting radio towers and changing their lightbulbs. He did quite well financially but quit when he started getting sloppy.

You could be an Alaskan trapper or conduct Antartic penguin research.

Data entry.

my cousin does sup’m with computers. he has been at the job for 2 years and has lost almost ALL ability to make small talk and mundane chit chat. Social skills are not required for whatever it is he does infront of a pc for hours, so he does lil more than grunt now.

fact checkers
researchers
some mechanics
truck drivers
construction
farmers

National Parks/Forest ranger.
Iditarod competitor.