How much extra would it cost for him to swear on stack of Bibles that you’re not paying him to do it? 
$100 and you win a Great Debate. Hooray!
$1000 and you get mod-for-a-day powers
To be honest, I’d consider paying money for the solution to “14 k of g in a fpd”. Did that ever get a solution?
I’d pay to have a couple of socks for a week. I used to go on chats and pretend to be three separate people. I admitted it to one person and they decided I was nuts. Nope, just imaginative. I think I could pull it off here, but I’m not going to try.
Ohh, that gives me an idea! For $2000 you can post under someone else’s username for 10 posts or one hour.
Look at the years of fun we’ve had at Hal’s expense. Just think, that was only one post. Imagine the fun we could have over 10!
Great. Will I at least get some of that money for myself?
What ever happened to bake sales, people?
Hmmm. How much are you willing to pay to not be stoned to death for Doper heresy?
As for whoring out the more attractive members, I’m willing, but I’d better run it by the wife first. Lemme get back to you on that.
For $50, you get to grape a post of someone who has threadshit(ted?).
For $100, you get to grape a post of someone who has obviously not read the thread when they’ve replied.
I dunno if it got posted here or not, but this site proposed
14 kings of Greece in a full Ptolemaic dynasty
The Ptolemaic dynasty were Greek, but they ruled in Egypt. The succession is pretty convoluted, but there actually were kings named Ptolemy I through XV - one of whom (Ptolemy VI) “never reigned”. And XV minus I equals XIV.
So…???
See, I was thinking since we have so many posters of magnificent proportions, we could rope all the guys who claim over 8" and the gals who claim larger than a DD into to volunteering to use their assets for ad-space w/henna tattoos. Oh, and the foreheads of anyone who claims an IQ of over 150, too. I’m sure they’d be proud to help out a worthy cause 
This post has been…agreed to!
How about paying for a “mega-ignore” list? If a person were on mega-ignore, you wouldn’t see any thread that they start, you wouldn’t see their posts, you wouldn’t see any post that quoted their posts, and you wouldn’t see any post that referred to them by name. It would be . . . Orwellian!
I want this bad. Just so that I can wear it to the Wegman’s grocery store on East Ave. in Rochester, NY. Then OtakuLoki will recognize me if he sees me.
Seriously though, I would at least buy a “Cite?” button if we had them.
I think that with the dollar being so weak, the best thing is to charter a German airliner to bring tourists to Milwaukee. The tour company gets a hefty slice of the total.
FWIW: I do look around when I’m shopping, wondering if you’re in the store. How I’d recognize you, I have no idea, but I wonder all the same.
P.S. I’m the guy in the USS Virginia CGN 38 ballcap.
Is it just me, or does anyone else see the text in all the posts outside of quotes on this page (from post 51 on) in purple?
This post has been anti-graped by the anti-grapist.
Dude, I don’t think it had quite the effect you’re looking for.
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Now let’s see if that fixes it.
eta Damn…I thought I had it
So how much did the Grapeist pay TPTB?