You guys must have very different snipe from the ones we have around here, because that doesn’t look like any kind of wading bird to me.
Wow, have you guys really never seen a zebra before?
This is just half of one.
Crunchbird?
It’s not lupus
Cheshire cat
A Royal Nonesuch.
It could be Schrodinger’s cat, but I’m not certain.
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It’s not lupus
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It’s never lupus.
A drop bear? That is, where a drop bear dropped from.
That’s excellent.
It’s either a Henway or a Grecian Urn. If we could see the back of it we’d know.
It’s coming right for us!
It’s a coyote with mange. It’s almost always a coyote with mange.
What’s a back?
Oh, about two or three pounds.
What does that come out to in drachmas?
It appears to be a grue. You’ll have to turn the lights out to be sure of it though.
I’ll wait in the next room with the lantern.
Puff the Magic Dragon. ::toof:: EAR!
Could you explain where you found it?
It can’t be a grue! A grue would have exploded by now! 
Weaker grues can die just by a glow in the dark watch face! :eek: 
Sorry, I was wrong. It is a non-rabbit.