Does anybody know?
It looks like a hoop snake.
Yup. Looks exactly like every other hoop snake I’ve seen.
It could be a pink unicorn
Polar bear hiding under a snowdrift in the middle of a snowstorm?
It’s a Jackalope. Got one living under my bed.
It’s one of those “all-the-way-down” turtles.
Could be a glassfish.
A Hooloovoo (hyperintelligent shade of the colour blue).
It’s ManBearPig.
Albino dust bunny.
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Could be a Snipe.
A Snark, possibly of the Boojum variety.
Frumious Bandersnatch. As distinct from the Common or Garden Bandersnatch.
C’est ne pas une animal.
…c’est un homme?
It’s a snipe.
I hunted one once.
My monitor needs adjusting, it’s a bit dim here and called Tim here.
Moved from General Questions to [del]too stupid to live[/del] MPSIMS.
samclem
I believe I have conclusively identified it as…