What kind of dog are you?

[crackwise]

one more for
BERNESE MOUNTAIN DOG.

that’ll work, I guess.

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Never give a sword to a man who can’t dance.
– a Celtic motto

[Vestal_Blue]

A bassett. Actually, I was hoping for Golden Retriever!

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VB

I could never eat a mouse raw…their little feet are probably real cold going down. :rolleyes:

[Shadowfox]

Yep, this definitely sounds like me.

You are most like a BASSET HOUND. You are one laid-back individual! You cherish your “down time” and treasure the moments that you have no responsibility to anyone but your couch and TV set. You are easy to get along with and are extremely low maintenance. You probably love to hang out with your friends, as long as it is in a low-key environment. Although some might consider you lazy, you prefer to think of yourself as “relaxed.” Your no-frills approach to life makes you a refreshing friend to all.

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Shadowfox

Flee at once, all is discovered!

[system]

Ye Gads! A PIT BULL?!? This is most distressing. I have to go kill something now . . .
Dr. Watson
“The dog with the bone is always in danger.”

[GraceTX]

Originally posted by John Corrado:
**Well, another Golden Retreiver here.

Aren’t those the ones people were saying were really, really, really friendly, but really, really, really dumb?

**

Golden Retrievers aren’t dumb. They are very intelligent dogs and make a good family dog. You must be thinking of Cocker Spaniels. Now those are friendly but dumb.

BTW, I was a Bassett Hound. Dang, I really wanted to be a Jack Russell Terrier.

[Lexicon]

Hmmmm.

What Breed of Dog Are You? You are most like a GOLDEN RETRIEVER. You are loved by
all. Your extroverted and fun personality automatically makes you one of the coolest and most popular people around. In
addition to being socially elite, you are also attractive both inside and out. You seem to have a magnetic personality that makes you the life of any party. You are probably pretty accomplished at anything you set your mind to, and have a very supportive and fun-loving social network. A Golden is a great dog to be!

Oh man, I hope no one who hates me reads this! Good thing I buried the hatchet with beatle, and we’re pals now.
I wonder if this is really true. I think I am just a blowhard.
Noonch.

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how did it start? well i don’t know i just feel the craving. i see the flesh and it smells fresh and it’s just there for the taking…
VvvV

[ThereWolf]

I’m the first Scottie.

You are most like a SCOTTISH TERRIER. Your breed is characterized by its fearless and feisty personality. You are quite adventurous and always up for a challenge. No job is too big and absolutely nothing is insurmountable. You are persistent, almost to a fault, and some might label you stubborn or headstrong. However, you prefer to think of yourself as ambitious and motivated. While you may sometimes insist on having it your way, one would be hard pressed to find a truer friend than you. You choose your friends very carefully and to those lucky few you are intensely loyal and caring.

[Ringo]

I’m a labrador/minature poodle mix, and I’ve known it for some time now.

Yeah, Lex, we’re Ok - I think Golden Retriever makes sense - you know, a GR tends to bring some enthusiasm to whatever it might be up to.

[inertia]

Not that anyone is wondering, but this is me:

You are most like a SCOTTISH TERRIER. Your breed is characterized by its fearless and feisty personality. You are quite adventurous and always up for a challenge. No job is too big and absolutely nothing is insurmountable. You are persistent, almost to a fault, and some might label you stubborn or headstrong. However, you prefer to think of yourself as ambitious and motivated. While you may sometimes insist on having it your way, one would be hard pressed to find a truer friend than you. You choose your friends very carefully and to those lucky few you are intensely loyal and caring.

It’s pretty acurate.

I’ve posted some of the other tests too.

[Boris_B]

I’m a chihuahua.

A goddamn chihuahua!

[TVeblen]

Hey, great! Just in time for the Westminster Dog Show!

You are most like a GERMAN SHEPHERD. You are a no-frills type of person. You are a hard-working and focused individual who doesn’t need much pampering. Most likely, you find pleasure in the simple things. You are probably a committed worker and complete all the tasks that you take on. Some might consider you type A because of your desire to be busy and thorough. You are neither pretentious nor superficial, and you are very satisfied with your low maintenance lifestyle. You are easy to be around and a loyal and dedicated person

Practicing my RinTinTin gaze,
Veb

[Ringo]

Now, I’m a mixed breed, but that problem seems trivial in light of Boris’ plight.

[TheUnforgiven]

Me = German Shepherd.

Actually, the description is a pretty good one for me.

[Kat]

You are most like a ST. BERNARD. You are one loyal and good-hearted individual! You have a naturally protective personality that is reflected in the way that you treat people close to you. Your do-gooder approach to life earns you a great amount of respect and admiration. You aim to please, and your focused and determined demeanor enables you to accomplish this goal. You are a pleasure to be around, and people admire you because of your strong morals and ability to live by them. It’s a breed like yours that makes the world a better place!

Is that me?

[TaleraRis]

I have no idea what the hell that is either, Uncle, but I’m a Bernese Mountain Dog, too.

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When are you going to realize being normal isn’t necessarily a good thing?

[BunnyGirl]

Kelli, pugs are great dogs! Don’t be put off by the size! They are the coolest - I love 'em! Happy little bundles of energy.

[curious_george]

You are most like a GOLDEN RETRIEVER. You
are loved by all. Your extroverted and fun personality…In addition to being socially
elite, you are also attractive both inside and out.

hmmmm…some ways yes, but some ways no. This test doesn’t seem very accurate.

[neuro-trash_grrrl]

What Breed of Dog Are You?

You are most like a GERMAN SHEPHERD. You are a no-frills type of person.You are a hard-working and focused individual who doesn’t need much pampering. Most likely, you find pleasure in the simple things. You are probably a committed worker and complete all the tasks that you take on. Some might consider you type A because of your desire to be busy and thorough. You are neither pretentious nor superficial, and you are very satisfied with your low maintenance lifestyle. You are easy to be around and a loyal and dedicated person.

That sounds a lot like me, which is funny because none of the responses to the questions seemed to fit me at all… It was a fun test, anyway.

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An infinite number of rednecks in an infinite number of pickup trucks shooting an infinite number of shotguns at an infinite number of road signs will eventually produce all the world’s great works of literature in Braille.

[Surgoshan]

Yet another Bernese Mountain Dog.

Actually, I prefer to think of myself as a crazy lazy tomcat.

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I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.

[Bluepony]

A German Sheperd, a freakin’ police dog, great, really great. I’ve worked with the damn mutts most of my natural life as a cop, now I’ve become one of them.

Any other depressing tests out there to share, fellow Dopers? What kind of mollusk are you? Serial Killer Personality Test? Yay, bring them on.

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…send lawyers, guns, and money…

       Warren Zevon