Did you get a refund or more watermelon?
EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW!
pukes
Okay, that looks like an eye.
How big is that piece of it? Size of a penny?
Approximately, yes, the size of a penny.
Believe it or not, they OFFERED ME MORE WATERMELON.
To what is I’m sure everyone’s surprise, I declined.
Based on these pics, my guess is: artificial.
I thought they might. My first response as manager would be to tell someone to pull it all.
Okay, another question. Where on earth do I bring this thing to have it checked out?!
Just call UofT’s biology department.
And if you and the Smallest One aren’t sick now you won’t be.
Actually, call the papers. Toronto Star, Post, Globe. Make a fuss. Free groceries forever.
My suggestion is for you to bring it back to the store, march right up to a produce clerk, thrust it in his face and inquire loudly, “are you eyeballin’ me, boy??”
Could be good for a laugh.
mmm
eye of newt…
U may gots witches carving up ur melons there matey…ARrrgh. :dubious:
Better the melons than a sack o’ taterz i reckon…
Did you check the ceiling where you opened the package?
I concur it could be. My boyfriends artificial eye isn’t spherical like you’d think. It’s kind of shaped like that, but thicker, and of a ceramic material. That one almost looks like it’s metal or plastic from the back. And it’s wierdly discolored. Ewww, I hate to ask, but what consistency is it? Hard or soft? (Not that I could help you, but you got my sympathy).
Any chance that’s a fake fingernail with an eye design on it?
It is a little spongy, with some give in the cornea, quite soft in the back. Definitely not ceramic. It feels like… Well, like tissue. Like the tissue of a once-living thing.
If it really is a biological eye, I’m going to guess cow, it being an animal whose parts are likely to be found within a supermarket.
I thought cow’s eye too, but it’s too small for that. Maybe calf?
Security must be tight at the produce department. They were really keeping an eye on the melons.
Hmmm… is this why they call it a watermelon patch? You could compare it with several known watermelon seeds to see if it spits the same.
I believe from now on I’d be buyin’ all my watermelons whole.
Spittin’ seeds is all fun and games until someone uses an eye.