Big thanks to John Corrado for the idea! I’ve been fantasizing about this for YEARS. For me it’s the zero, one nice, big, round, soft, warm, hole. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
( tell me you didn’t sse this coming, JC. :p)
Has to be the integral. So curvy and powerful. Advanced, too.
It would have to be pi for me. Infinate amount of love making, with a warm, wholesome inside… Mmmmm…
An acute angel… errr… I mean angle
It’s been some time since I’ve had sex, but I can safely say that this question has not yet entered my mind…
Lately? The Empty Set.
mean deviation.
I am curious about homomorphisms, having become bored with automorphisms. I must confess, though, that curls have always given me sexagesimal satisfaction.
Seeing as how integrals have already fucked me more than once, I may as well turn it around and try fucking them.
I have a thing for polar coordinates. ‘r’ and ‘theta’ are cute twins. Too bad ‘r’ is negative sometimes. She oughta be nicer like ‘theta’.
I’d fuck a rhombus. It just sounds interesting–“rhombus fucking.” It’s also the only geometric figure I ever remembered in High School.
I like e. Short, efficient, inifitely compounding.
Well, the good thing about binomials is that they double your chance for a date on a Saturday night. (With apologies to Woody Allen. I’m sorry…I’m really, really sorry)
Well, I’m no math wiz so I can’t confidently give a function or formula, so I’ll just stick with a plain ol’ number, how about . . . 8 
“degree” symbol.
No wait, make that a 0.
No wait, better make it something bigger, like a circle.
The though of this never crossed my mind, but since you brought it up:
Addition has its plusses, but doesn’t look appealing to me.
Subtraction is too negative.
Division reminds me of divorce. (I am single/never married, but the thought still bothers me.)
Multiplication…hmmm that sounds like fun, but where would I do it? A multiplication table? If we keep multiplying, that has problems, too. Damn the luck.
Square roots… No. If I go back to my square roots, I will think that “fucking” is evil…can’t go there.
I could go on like this all night, but I guess I should choose an angle, and make a decision before I become another statistic. All this though of sex has me going off on tangents.
How about taking things by degrees and modulating them to grow exponentially over time. Once you get past the hyperbole, it all transforms from there. Sounds logical to me. I think I’ll start with Sin before my number is up.
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I knew this would happen.
i, probably. The best sex is imaginary, anyway! :rolleyes:
Nothing gets me hotter than a repeating decimal…
The problem with screwing mathematic functions is of course that they’re even more complex than women!! :eek:
The harmonic mean.