What kind of mathematic function would you fuck?

I’ve always wondered what the Witch of Agnesi would be like on a date.

I’ve always liked topology as well as bottomology.

People of alternate orientation might be interested in the parabola’s latus rectum.

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NEI;)

I’d like to fuck the infinity sign. Think about it theoretically . . . it’d never end!

The equal sign: No more wondering if it was any better or worse for her than it was for me…

(OK, that was lame, but iampunha already got the infinity sign).

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You folks are all bangin’ averages, I know it.

I would like to screw an illogical circular algorythm:

“Crazy illogical sex that repeats endlessly” is the only sex that outranks “make up sex” AND “conjugal visit sex”.

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z(x,y)=e^(-(x/a)^2-(y/b)^2)

I’d convolve with that any time.

No! The quadratic formula is mine!

Dammit, I read through this whole post hoping no one would beat me to the quadratic equation!

But I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t do a “square root” :eek: !

It seems the quadratic formula is to hot for its own good :wink:

Tough question. After giving it some serious though, I’ve decided to go with the natural log. Pure, untouched, virginal, and loyal enough to stick around till I get bored.

I’ve never given thought to the sexiest mathematical function, but I’d just like to add that you people are sick! Coming from me, that’s quite a compliment. Or something.

What’s next…kinkiest letters of the alphabet?
(I’ve got dibs on Z!!)

My style is 69.

No digits can compete with ol’ 69! :wink:

I’d love to get into a horizantal asymptote with a prime number and day. It has undefined limits! (I think?)

I’m not sure if I remember right, but is that the Mandlebrot Fractal equation? I’d boink the Mandlebrot Fractal…so many curves and crevices to explore…

The Law of Sines. I’ve always liked that one more than the Law of Cosines.

I’ll take the Box Packing Theorem.

I love au natural numbers. Eating pi gives me a standing wave. Kinky women want rigorous proofs of my love.

Is anyone else into standard deviation? :wink:

Hmm… nCr always had an aura of… mystery. Bitch isn’t at very selective, though.

Now y’all got me curious, are mosta y’all Pro (axiom of) Choice, or not?