What kind of show do you wish there was?

[Quartz]

We’re coming up to the 200[sup]th[/sup] aniversary of the Battle of Trafalgar, so how about a decent film of it?

[Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor]

@Ranchoth

•I’ve heard good things about the “Girl Genius” comic. Maybe it could have TV potential? (Though there’d be about a 20% chance that it wouldn’t get screwed up.)

I get it regularly, & also get the TPB collections (which have extras).

See–

http://www.studiofoglio.com/index.html

[Reloy3]

@ArchiveGuy

There are no western shows. I wish there was a show that took place in the old west.

I miss westerns.

I want Deadwood without all the profane language.

[jayjay]

I want a live theater showcase like they used to have in the 50s and 60s, where current Broadway and off-Broadway plays and musicals are featured in their entirety weekly. Whether this would involve filming an actual in-theater performance or having the cast perform specifically for the show, I don’t know. But we wantssss it…

[furryman]

@Ranchoth

*•I’ve heard good things about the “Girl Genius” comic. Maybe it could have TV potential? (Though there’d be about a 20% chance that it wouldn’t get screwed up.)

I’d watch that. If they did it right. 10 to 1 they’d end up with “Buffy: The Mechanical Spider Slayer” though.

A good female lesbian action hero series. (The 19 year female old sidekick should be ultra hot and reluctant to come out of the closet.)

They’ve already got The Justice League, how about The Justice Society, set during WWII.

[kaylasdad99]

@msmith537

My girlfriend watched Angel a lot. I’m thinking to myself, why not a show about a bunch of Vampires who live in Soho? Kind of like Interview With a Vampire mets Friends except that they don’t dress like dorks, the Kirsten Dunst character is the age she is now and everyone thinks the one who complains about being a vampire all the time is the “gay one”.

“MTV presents The Real World: Transylvania.”

[BrainGlutton]

@furryman

A good female lesbian action hero series. (The 19 year female old sidekick should be ultra hot and reluctant to come out of the closet.)

Hasn’t Xena already been done?

[BrainGlutton]

@Reloy3

I want Deadwood without all the profane language.

Gosh-all criminently, why? You think they didn’t swear in the Old West?

[BrainGlutton]

@msmith537

Or “Alice” set in space. Now kiss my grits!

That still would be an improvement over what the Sci-Fi Channel has given us up to now.

[BrainGlutton]

@Quartz

We’re coming up to the 200[sup]th[/sup] aniversary of the Battle of Trafalgar, so how about a decent film of it?

Good idea, but not for a TV series. It belongs in this thread: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=300965

[Hunter_Hawk]

Hell, I just want Firefly back…

[Justin_Bailey]

Four words:

Penny Arcade: The Series

Hell, seven more:

Penny Arcade: The Movie (With Extra Swearing)

[Tentacle_Monster]

@dotchan

For D&D-style fantasy, try Record of Lodoss War (for a sillier parody, try the Slayers trilogy).

I recommend Rune Soldier. Imagine a party consisting of a thief, priestess, barbarian, and wizard. Oh, and everybody but the wizard is female. Also, the wizard has a INT of 6, a WIS of 3, and a STR of 18.

What kind of show do I want to see? Here’s the short list:

• Celebrity Boxing, featuring Emmanuel Lewis vs. Gary Coleman
• A show consisting of a half hour of raw newsfeed, sped up and overdubbed with Yakkity Sax from Benny Hill. Yakkity Sax makes anything funny.
• The Bong Show
• A show that takes Mexican soap operas from Univision and gives them an English soundtrack completely unrelated to the plot. Mi Corazon meets MXC, if you will.
• Blowjobs For Hats

[Freejooky]

Every time I see one of these car shows where some motorhead is geeking out and talking about how many camshafts and horsepower and quadruple hemi blah blah blah, I really wish that there was a music gear show on TV with the same approach - show me an amazing new drum kit and tell me all about it - what the shells are made of, why the heads are the way they are, etc.- then show me that awesome new synthesizer and tell me how many oscillators it has, the cross-modulation capabilities. Then show me that awesome new guitar amp, and tell me all about how and why it has custom tubes in it, etc. etc. etc.

In fact, I’d like to see more music shows, period. How about an hour-long documentary, “American Chopper”-style, set in a music studio instead of a garage? They could pick a really busy L.A. studio - one week, we’d see the young, impetuous band coming in to record their debut album, then the next, we’d follow the washed-up has-beens as they come to the studio to record their comeback record, so on, and so forth. I think it would be rad.

[bouv]

@Freejooky

Every time I see one of these car shows where some motorhead is geeking out and talking about how many camshafts and horsepower and quadruple hemi blah blah blah, I really wish that there was a music gear show on TV with the same approach

You just made me realize the show I’d want to see happen.

OK, so we’ve all seen MTV’s Pimp My Ride, yes? If you haven’t, here’s the deal:

They find these 18-21 year old people with crappy cars (I mean CRAPPY.) The paitjob is horrible, things are falling off, the interior is also bad, usually no radio. Now, the car is then seized by some rapper who takes it to one of those celebrity car sustomization places. They then strip it down, and make it look shiney and new and load it with silly accesories like DVD players and several LCD monitors. The thing is, the usually do little or nothing to the engine. They give it a tuneup and an oil change, and that’s about it. SO it looks nice. but runs as crappy as ever.

Now, take that concept, and apply it to…PC cases. Yes, PC cases. Someone has their old, crappy 500 MHz Pentium II with 64 MB on RAM running Win 95 all pimped out. The case is painted, crazy mods like lights and fans are added everywhere, theyput in a sweet water cooling system, stealth the drives, and all that stuff. but leave the actual hardware as crappy as before.

The title? Pimp my PC! It could really only work on that video game channel…G4, I think it’s called.

[Cuckoorex]

Manimal.

[Evil_Captor]

I’d like to see Dancing Slavegirls of Mars made into a TV series. Sort of an updated version of John Carter of Mars (no offense to SDMB’s John Carter of Mars, whom I’m sure needs no updating) with lots of action, lots of unrepentant space fantasy (Mars has canals, a tropical climate and four-armed gorilla warriors who can be beaten up by humans) and most of all, lots of half-naked dancing slavegirls. And I don’t mean TV-sexy dnacing, I mean pole-slithering butt wagglers. Use the same tech as was used in Sky Captain and te world of tomorrow, but with a modern look (the sepia stuff gets old fast) and of course, one hell of a lot more half naked dancing slavegirls. Maybe you could have a guest hottie each week, Rose McGowan one week, Britney Spears the next, all playing half naked dnacing slavegirls who require the help of Our Hero on some knotty problem or other.

[Hal_Briston]

Hell, bring back MST3K and I’ll be just pleased as punch.

[BrainGlutton]

@Evil Captor

I’d like to see Dancing Slavegirls of Mars made into a TV series.

Why not just make a series based on John Norman’s Gor novels?

[BrainGlutton]

@BrainGlutton

I’d like to see a hard-SF series set in the near future, say, the year 2050, in a hotel/bar/restaurant (“Giant’s Castle”) at the top of a surface-to-orbit space elevator or “beanstalk.” And I mean hard SF: No magic or mysticism; no extraterrestrial life forms, sentient or nonsentient; no travel outside the Solar System; and no “black box” technologies of any kind – no FTL drives, no transporters, no force fields, nothing that is not considered at least theoretically possible in light of our current scientific knowledge. (Which still leaves open the door for a lot of exotic technologies, including some that have been explored in written SF but not much, as yet, in TV SF – e.g., nanotechnology, neural-electronic interfaces, and some stuff you can read about in Robert L. Forward’s Indistinguishable from Magic.)

I started a separate CS thread about this idea: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=301413