What kind of show do you wish there was?

I want “Brisco County: The Motion Picture,” starring Bruce Campbell, Julius Carry, Billy Drago, and Kelly Rutherford.

I’d settle for the current Deadwood, but I don’t get HBO.

What we need is *Mystery Anything-*But-Science Theater 3000. On Turner Classic Movies. As someone who routinely talks back to his television set, I’m dying to see what Mike, Tom and Crow could do to a creaky old hair-puller like Barbara Stanwyck’s The Miracle Woman, or a James A. FitzPatrick TravelTalk featurette.

Well, that would be fun, too, but my idea would be a lot more dancing slavegirls, a lot less anti-feminist ranting. More of a fun approach, as it were.

A TV show based on te video game TheSims, complete with its ‘Double Dutch Bus’ language.

Personally I’d like the Harry Potter books to be miniseries, as the movies cut out most of the meat, but that’s a pipe dream.

A sitcom not about a modern family, an office, or yuppies in NY/LA, or set in the present day, or a cartoon that’s not trying to be the next south park or simpsons.

I also want more harvey birdman. It’s the only adult swim series that hasn’t been confined to sundays, aka the day I hurry to finish my homework on.

There aren’t any shows about art or music (especially not on vh1 or mtv) like there are shows about celebrities or news. I remember egg the arts show, and it was an interesting premise, to simply showcase art objectively in its many forms… perhaps the same thing could be done for music…