It’s a thing! A neat thing! A cool neat thing! A cool neat thing that I made! (with help)
Anyways–I wanna see how our wide sample of Dopers ranks up. So go take the dang test!
(For the record–a lot of people will probably tie with 2, or even 3 possible outcomes–this is normal.)
Here you go:
You are an Advisor.
Your great sense of ethics and honor, as well as your practical knowledge of the world, makes you an excellent advisor and confidant to the people who are respectful of your ways, and to whom you will show respect in return. Liu Bei, the well-meaning King of the ancient Shu kingdom in China, was not famous for his own accomplishments, but for the excellent quality of his generals, and the brilliance of his advisor of special repute, Zhuge Liang.
And second:
Your sphere is Knight (Know Loyalty and Respect), and your class is Rogue (Precise and Unhindered).
You are a Henchman.
You know the value of respect, in every glorious, practical, and humble sense of the word. You know whom you respect. You know what it means to defend and uphold respect. Although the boss can and will call on anyone to get a job done, the boss knows he can call on you when there’s a delicate situation, or when someone needs to get their hands dirty. You hold a special place in their heart for your willingness in this regard, as well as a special place in the toes of the people you might step on in securing the respect your boss deserves.
Hmmph.
Geez… I get to be the first.
I’m a Warden.
“To be a Warden is to be the ultimate Guardian. Whether a physical Guardian or an essential Guardian, is up to you. You may be both. To be a physical Guardian is to be a living, breathing testament to the love you carry for a person, or people, whose lives you will always defend if you possibly can. To be an essential Guardian is to be a living, breathing testament to the security that your wards seek, and will look to you for your always kind, always nurturing support.”
Cool.
You are a Dark Artist.
If you were in the Republican Convention during Nixon’s term of office, you would have been the one they sent to spy on and infiltrate Democratic Headquarters at Watergate. This isn’t to say that you’re a man of black operations or ill repute, but more to say that you have the efficiency and swift approach to carry out these tenuous, sometimes questionable, goals when most of your comrades might balk.
Yeah, I always saw myself as the guy who has to do the dirty work. Still, I’m not sure how it corresponds to my answers.
Three results, very evenly matched. I do try to live up to my screenname, you know. 
Your sphere is Knight (Know Loyalty and Respect), and your class is Arms Master (Pragmatic and Stout).
Primary:
You are an Advisor.
Your great sense of ethics and honor, as well as your practical knowledge of the world, makes you an excellent advisor and confidant to the people who are respectful of your ways, and to whom you will show respect in return. Liu Bei, the well-meaning King of the ancient Shu kingdom in China, was not famous for his own accomplishments, but for the excellent quality of his generals, and the brilliance of his advisor of special repute, Zhuge Liang.
Secondary:
Your sphere is Soldier (Unity in Strength and Action), and your class is Arms Master (Pragmatic and Stout).
You are a Fighter.
To carry the title of “Fighter” is to carry great strength, and courage. You are a very practical person. When life offers you a challenge, you meet it head on and plow straight through it, stopping only afterwards to worry about injury and stress. These challenges that you endure may leave scars, but they will also leave you with trusted friends, and will make you all the more determined for it.
Tertiary:
Your sphere is Guardian (Person of great Love and Altruism), and your class is Arms Master (Pragmatic and Stout).
You are a Guard.
You are a true, versatile guard. You have a defensive nature, that is, you are good at instilling a sense of security in the places around you. A strong presence weakens any possible threats around you, and a swift, practical approach to the problems that crop up puts them down before they can get out of hand.
:eek: I am all of these:
You are an Avatar.
You are a Hero.
You are a Retainer.
You are a Warden
You are a Henchman.
You are a Protector.
And they all “feel” right.
Then:
Secondary matches
Dominant sphere, secondary class
Advisor (class Arms Master at score 2 + sphere Knight at score 3)
Guard (class Arms Master at score 2 + sphere Guardian at score 3)
That was fun. Thanks!
My results :
What kind of Warrior are you?
Results:
Your sphere is Ronin (Look for great Ambition and Success), and your class is Rogue (Precise and Unhindered).
You are a Boss.
A true executive. There’s no two ways about it – bosses like being bosses. Whether good or bad, they’re good at taking charge, and the fact that they expect of their underlings nothing short of perfect efficiency secures their position at the top.
Secondary matches
Dominant class, secondary sphere
Dark Artist (class Rogue at score 5 + sphere Soldier at score 2)
Fun Facts
38 people have taken this test so far.
33.3% of the 9 Bosses surveyed say that they are strict about sex, keeping it only for serious relationships.
22.2% agree with you, saying that they like sex, think it’s fun, and will “explore” with almost anyone.
My results:
You are an Avatar.
A rare breed. A person sure enough of their self-righteousness that they can take it upon themselves to act as an avatar – an extension – of that which they believe in. Though you might act as a delegate of someone or something else, there is no question that your faith and strength are powerful enough to instill in millions of people the deepest respect for you.
You are a Hero.
You are true heroic material. You find great motivation in the things you love, and great inspiration in your sense of self-confidence, and your excellence. Once you get your mind set on a goal, you are nearly unstoppable, and given enough time, you will meet it.
You are a Henchman.
You know the value of respect, in every glorious, practical, and humble sense of the word. You know whom you respect. You know what it means to defend and uphold respect. Although the boss can and will call on anyone to get a job done, the boss knows he can call on you when there’s a delicate situation, or when someone needs to get their hands dirty. You hold a special place in their heart for your willingness in this regard, as well as a special place in the toes of the people you might step on in securing the respect your boss deserves.
You are a Protector.
You won’t let anything or anyone threaten the ones you love if you have anything to say about it – and you aren’t afraid to back that up by any means possible. You might get your hands dirty in your life. You might do things that more lawful people would question. But there is no doubt in your mind that what you are doing is right, and you will have no regrets. To be a Protector is to shed many layers of “status quo,” of “morality,” and, to a degree, of honor, in order to dedicate yourself to the protection of your love in any way you can. You are a truly rare breed. You are loved in return for your great dedication by the people who value you. You know how to keep secrets, and uphold your word.
Secondary matches
Dominant class, secondary sphere
Campaigner (class Champion at score 3 + sphere Soldier at score 2)
Dark Artist (class Rogue at score 3 + sphere Soldier at score 2)
Looks like I’m the first Mercenary here. I wonder if that’s a good thing…
Your sphere is Ronin (Look for great Ambition and Success), and your class is Arms Master (Pragmatic and Stout).
You are a Mercenary.
Great strength that stands alone. You’re strong enough in solving problems that you’d loan your skills out – for a price. To be a Mercenary isn’t necessarily to be a literal Soldier of Fortune, but it does mean that you have great practical knowledge of the world, and great ambition. And by applying both, you will climb the ladder of Renown to great personal triumph and glory.
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Your sphere is Ronin (Look for great Ambition and Success), and your class is Rogue (Precise and Unhindered).
You are a Boss.
A true executive. There’s no two ways about it – bosses like being bosses. Whether good or bad, they’re good at taking charge, and the fact that they expect of their underlings nothing short of perfect efficiency secures their position at the top.
Secondary matches
Dominant class, secondary sphere
Fighter (class Arms Master at score 3 + sphere Soldier at score 2)
Advisor (class Arms Master at score 3 + sphere Knight at score 2)
Dark Artist (class Rogue at score 3 + sphere Soldier at score 2)
Henchman (class Rogue at score 3 + sphere Knight at score 2)
Dominant sphere, secondary class
Sentry (class Defender at score 2 + sphere Ronin at score 3)
Secondary class, secondary sphere
Shield Bearer (class Defender at score 2 + sphere Soldier at score 2)
Retainer (class Defender at score 2 + sphere Knight at score 2)
Fun Facts
I got three matches:
1. Your sphere is Knight (Know Loyalty and Respect), and your class is Arms Master (Pragmatic and Stout).
You are an Advisor.
Your great sense of ethics and honor, as well as your practical knowledge of the world, makes you an excellent advisor and confidant to the people who are respectful of your ways, and to whom you will show respect in return. Liu Bei, the well-meaning King of the ancient Shu kingdom in China, was not famous for his own accomplishments, but for the excellent quality of his generals, and the brilliance of his advisor of special repute, Zhuge Liang.
2. Your sphere is Knight (Know Loyalty and Respect), and your class is Defender (Peaceful, yet Potent).
You are a Retainer.
To be a Retainer is to be the ultimate Knight. When the kings of old were threatened, or faced with any obstacle of special note, it was the Retainer they called upon to act in the liege’s name. To be an excellent Retainer is to bring great honor to yourself and those you work for, while instilling happiness and security in the people around you.
3. Your sphere is Knight (Know Loyalty and Respect), and your class is Rogue (Precise and Unhindered).
You are a Henchman.
You know the value of respect, in every glorious, practical, and humble sense of the word. You know whom you respect. You know what it means to defend and uphold respect. Although the boss can and will call on anyone to get a job done, the boss knows he can call on you when there’s a delicate situation, or when someone needs to get their hands dirty. You hold a special place in their heart for your willingness in this regard, as well as a special place in the toes of the people you might step on in securing the respect your boss deserves.
They all fit pretty well, although the first is the most accurate. Damn cool test, Ashtar. Good job.
You are a Henchman.
You know the value of respect, in every glorious, practical, and humble sense of the word. You know whom you respect. You know what it means to defend and uphold respect. Although the boss can and will call on anyone to get a job done, the boss knows he can call on you when there’s a delicate situation, or when someone needs to get their hands dirty. You hold a special place in their heart for your willingness in this regard, as well as a special place in the toes of the people you might step on in securing the respect your boss deserves.
54.5% of the 11 Henchmen surveyed agree with you, saying that they are strict about sex, keeping it only for serious relationships.
2. Your sphere is Guardian (Person of great Love and Altruism), and your class is Rogue (Precise and Unhindered).
You are a Protector.
You won’t let anything or anyone threaten the ones you love if you have anything to say about it – and you aren’t afraid to back that up by any means possible. You might get your hands dirty in your life. You might do things that more lawful people would question. But there is no doubt in your mind that what you are doing is right, and you will have no regrets. To be a Protector is to shed many layers of “status quo,” of “morality,” and, to a degree, of honor, in order to dedicate yourself to the protection of your love in any way you can. You are a truly rare breed. You are loved in return for your great dedication by the people who value you. You know how to keep secrets, and uphold your word.
You are an Avatar.
A rare breed. A person sure enough of their self-righteousness that they can take it upon themselves to act as an avatar – an extension – of that which they believe in. Though you might act as a delegate of someone or something else, there is no question that your faith and strength are powerful enough to instill in millions of people the deepest respect for you.
You are a Hero.
You are true heroic material. You find great motivation in the things you love, and great inspiration in your sense of self-confidence, and your excellence. Once you get your mind set on a goal, you are nearly unstoppable, and given enough time, you will meet it.
Cool. I RAWK!
I’m an Avatar and a Hero.
Spheres are Knight and Guardian, and both classes are Champion.
Pretty neat little test.
Curious question though…at the bottom, it gives stats on the fact that X% of Avatars and X% of Heros agree with me about my opinion on sex. Why just the one topic?
I’m a Mercenary too - like BraheSilver. My secondary match was Guard.
Funnily enough, I do work freelance, and I love it. A free exchange of work for money is much, much better than having to feign loyalty to idiots. IMO.
Another Merc here not much of a suprise. Reminds me of the Headbangers Benediction: “Remember to keep one fist in the gold and one foot in the gutter!”
Your sphere is Guardian (Person of great Love and Altruism), and your class is Arms Master (Pragmatic and Stout).
You are a Guard.
You are a true, versatile guard. You have a defensive nature, that is, you are good at instilling a sense of security in the places around you. A strong presence weakens any possible threats around you, and a swift, practical approach to the problems that crop up puts them down before they can get out of hand.
Secondary matches
Dominant sphere, secondary class
Hero (class Champion at score 2 + sphere Guardian at score 4)
Warden (class Defender at score 2 + sphere Guardian at score 4)
Hm. Guard, Armsmaster, Ronin and then Protector. Odd.
I’m a Warden and a Protector. Guess my kids are in good hands after all!
Thanks that was fun.
~t
Your sphere is Ronin (Look for great Ambition and Success), and your class is Arms Master (Pragmatic and Stout).
You are a Mercenary.
Unsurprisingly, I am a Vigilante.
My sphere is Ronin (Look for great Ambition and Success), and my class is Champion (Self-Righteous and Confident).