This gave me my first belly laugh of the day;
This thread gave me my first laugh of the AM
but yours is better
One of the lifts in our new office building isn’t working. This put me in a bad mood, because it is supposedly a newly renovated building. And the lifts get busy at peak hours, so it would be nice if they all worked.
So I am standing there with my bad mood, and a couple of other people, waiting for one of the lifts on the other side of the corridor to come down to the first floor.
Then a guy in workman’s clothing sidles up to the non-working lift, looks around in a shifty fashion, jimmies the door open a crack, insinuates himself into the lift shaft, and lets the doors close behind him.
The three of us waiting for the other lift look at each other, raise our respective eyebrows, and burst out laughing.
In fact, I’m still giggling thinking about it. The lift guy was just so damn…furtive about it.
My daughter just learned how to kick a ball today. But it’s her technique that had us all laughing ourselves to tears.
She’d take the ball, set it “just so” sometimes having to adjust it two or three times, then she’d shake her little booty, clap her hands once and KICK! Then she’d clap again and make sure every single person in the room approved. I kept expecting her to take a bow.
I bet she did this fifty times, each time getting more and more excited until it got to the point that she was falling more than kicking.
Foley (a football player w/ the Chargers) getting shot by an off-duty cop, and the fact that the first thing that crossed my mind was the Chris Rock "PSA"How not to get your ass kicked by the police video. 
Stop immediately! Be polite! Turn that shit off! Use common sense! SHUT THE FUCK UP.
I took my family out to my parents today to celebrate my birthday. So I’m sitting at the counter with my mom and my grandmother talking and my oldest son (9 yrs old) sneaks up behind me and places a paper hat that he made on my head. I take it off and look at it and it says, “It’s my Birthday”. That got a smile out of me. Then a few minutes later, he does it again, placing another hat on my head, only this one says, “It’s my birthday for the 38th time.”
We all laughed out loud.
Best present of the day IMHO.
I’ve been sitting in the recliner in my apartment with Pabst watching TV all evening, and I started watching a show about the Duggar family on TLC. I did a search on the boards and found an older thread discussing them and their 4387585473 children.
I’ve been watching a lot of MST3K, lately, and these really stuck out today. The short at the beginning of “Night of the Blood Beast” and the Puerto Rico short at the beginning of “Beast of Yucca Flats” are both hilarious. “Bilingual schools-” “Bisexual students.” and “What rhymes with blueballs?” I heart MST3K.
Of course, I don’t know if this counts since I did it, but the results were wonderful. Since it’s 12:52, this has been since midnight (technically today). I picked up my girlfriend after she got off work and brought her home, then she said the dog needed a bath, so she picks up the dog, sits down in the bathroom on the floor, and starts running water. I wandered around aimlessly until I saw the freezer, grabbed and ice-cube, and sneaked into the room behind her. I quietly put the ice-cube on her lower back, sliding it down between her jeans and behind. It was wonderful. Of course, I had to run so she didn’t hit me, but rather hilarious to me. heh.
Brendon