What major gaffes will Trump make on his first foreign trip?

I’m stunned he hasn’t said anything about “radical Islamic terrorism” yet.
Anyway, I see Sicily is one of the stops on this trip. I can see him saying something like the following:

These Sicilians, great people. Tough negotiators. They’ll make you an offer you can’t refuse. This guy I knew, he tried to refuse them and got a horse’s head in his bed. Like I said, tough, tough negotiators.

Swigging scotch in Saudi Arabia?

He didn’t try to pull the King off his feet when they shook hands.
After signing the arms deal, he didn’t display his signature.
Major surprise, those.

However, he already canceled his trip to Masada because he wasn’t allowed to land the helicopter in the ruins.

Ask to check out the harem?

My prediction: he’s gonna joke about how the Saudis know what to do with journalists, and mime a whip.

Or a beheading.

Trump On Spy That He Burned And Whom No One Brought Up: ‘I Never Mentioned Israel’

While in Israel, Trump told randomly blurted out to a room full of reporters, “I never mentioned the word or the name Israel.” This was odd for two reasons: first, nobody in the room accused him of saying anything about Israel to the Russians. Second, the notion that he burned an Israeli spy was pointed out last week.

Trump was just wandering around the room (really, he was just ambling around looking at nothing) and then blurted it out “just so you understand,” as he said to the media.

The video clip I saw had him saying all this while in the handshake photo op with Netanyahu. They’re standing side by side in front of a backdrop of Israeli and U.S. flags.

Maybe he did an encore?

In Israel, he told Israelis that he just got back from the Middle East.

I was wrong. Instead, his commerce secretary praised Saudi Arabia for not having any protestors there.

Is it just me, or did thiscome to mind for anyone else when he said that?

Trump’s outdone himself at Yad Vashem, Israel’s main Holocaust museum and memorial. He didn’t go on a tour, just a 15-minute stop, and wrote in the guestbook:

[QUOTE=President Clownstick]
It is a great honor to be here with all of my friends - so amazing + will never forget!
[/QUOTE]
As a reporter for the Israel Times said, “He forgot: ‘See you next summer.’”

Did he remember to pick up a Holocaust toy set at the gift shop?

Off to IMHO.

:wink:

I shouldn’t have guffawed, but fuck that was funny.

This Israeli spy leak scandal has me thinking that US allies are going to permanently withhold vital intel from Trump from now on, knowing that his loose lips can sink ships. If they have something they must share with the USA, they might share it with Pence and ask Pence to keep Trump out of the loop. Maybe have Pence, the FBI, CIA, NSA, etc. all work together to keep Trump out of the intel loop.

as someone (?) pointed out, the way it was centered really looks like someone told him to add the “never forget” part.

kind of ironic in view of his dementia.

There has been much discussion about Pence being a Jesus-obsessed far-right nut case with a profound distaste for minorities, women, and the LGBTQ community.

This has obscured the fact that Pence is also an extremely stupid man.

http://gotnews.com/stupid-governor-mike-pence-investigated-governors-low-iq-pro-muslim-comments-prayfornice/

The point isn’t, “Is Pence progressive/liberal,” it’s, “Can the Mossad trust Pence with vital intel more than Trump.”

My point wasn’t about where Pence lies on the political spectrum; my point was “Pence may be nearly as dumb as his boss.”