Actually, I feel really uncomfortable here. But that’s why I stay.
Didn’t I see you at The Home Depot?
By-the-by, has anyone recently done a thread asking how everyone *did * end up here?
Also, you can stand out by attention whoring. Not that I would ever do such a thing. Certainly not. Please ignore me.
I think I can sum Doperdom up in one word: nit-pick.
[sub]I am setting the joke up for you.[/sub]
[snarky tone] You really didn’t need to use a hyphen, there! [/snarky tone]
Thank you!
This is not quite what you are looking for, but it is close.
Quick poll: when you were in school, did you ever want the teacher to call on you so badly that you said “oooh! oooh!”?
Indeed, close, but …
Gonna start my own 
Thanks, Scott!
What makes a Doper?
When you can dress up as Darth Vader at a Shakespeare festival, find “Hamlet” on stage, bow down to him and say,
[Vader]::ssssshhhhhhhwhooooooooo:: “What is thy bidding, Master?”[/Vader]
Not that I’ve ever done that, or anything.
Tripler
Really, I haven’t.
I have.
Well, not exactly.
I was dressed up like Heidi and it was at a biker bar downtown.
[sings] I could’ve danced all night…
There’s a mental image I could have done without. 
Only if she was giving out candy. :rolleyes: [sup]Which I don’t believe ever happened.[/sup]
i wear my straight dope t-shirt to bed every night to make me feel safe from 1920’s style death rays. that’s what makes a doper, i think
My guess is, its not us, its you.
Why would you hang around a place you didn’t like? Why would you voluntarily interact with people who didn’t “get” you? Or those you didn’t "get?
Naw, its you, not us. 'Cause we’re (almost) perfect.
pinkfreud, you’re not the oldest! I am! Not really, there are fosillized Dopers here. I just have a little dry rot:D
Back in middle school, on the last day, the teacher kept giving out box(not bag) after box of spare presidental visit M&Ms left from a few year ago, from a diffrent school.
Eh? I’d appreciate your saying that a bit louder, and aiming it at my ear trumpet… 
I turned 59 in June. :smack: I say “huh?” so often, my friends think I’m learning a new language.
This is in my profile but I think it applies to ALL Dopers:
Intelligent, brave, handsome and extremely modest LOL
Hard to do while you’re rocking back and forth like that.