[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by Lexicon *
[li]The only thing that you can have that entitles you to special treatment is money.[/li][/QUOTE]
Nope. Sorry. Money definitely does not entitle you to anything. Except maybe a pistol-whippin’ if you think so. 
sincerely,
rivulus
I do a fake Chinese accent that cracks up both me and my husband.
I lubs meat.
I don’t think twice about calling strippers whores.
… That’s all I got. Enough to send me to hell, surely.
I’m with Malk on this one.
There’s no reason to be a veggie-head if you don’t have to be. Some people, in some countries, eat veggies because meat just isn’t plentiful.
However, we live in the USA and there are fields upon fields of cows grazing peacefully, waiting for thier day to be lead to the death-house.
I love steak. There is nothing like a good, tender peice of barely cooked meat that makes juices drip off of your chin while you try to stuff it in your mouth. drooling just thinking about that one
I litter, I smoke, I detest people who tell me that ‘Smoking is bad, mmmkay?’, I love rock music, coffee and sleeping till noon, and at work if I can get away with it.
I could care ()this much about PC. PC is something that some retarded person who should probably be dropped off of a tall building thought up because they didn’t have the guts to tell someone how they felt, the same kind of person who represses a sneeze until all they get is a squeak, refuses to pass gas, or otherwise show any signs that they are a human being.
Quite frankly, after much thought and such about becoming vegitarian for health reasons, I decided that it was far more fun to smoke and suck down enough red meat to clog an elephant’s arteries rather than try to eat soybeans all damn day long.
Its also way more satisfying to tell someone like it is, with out the happy candy shell and let them deal with reality right then. Why beat around the bush?? It wastes time that could be spent eating a steak.
Can you tell I like steak, folks? Yeah.
huffweezecough Okay. I’m done ranting.
-Azaezelya
I think people that litter the highway should be summarily executed by the side of the road by the state police.
Or is that too PC?
Sure it does, man. Money entitles you to everything. You’ve heard of the golden rule? You know, “He who has the gold makes the rules”? It’s true.
If you have enough money, you can by anything.
[boiler room]
Anyone who says money is the root of all evil doesn’t fuckin have any.
You think money can’t buy happiness? Look at the smile on my face.
[/boiler room]
What I’m really trying to say is that having a vagina, or cancer, or 70 years under your belt, or dark skin does not entitle you to red carpet treatment wherever you go. The only thing that does that is money.
Money is the shit folks. It makes the world go 'round. People respect money, even if they despise who has it. Money is the kind of raw currency that brute force was in days of yore. And what did those brutes do with all their strength? You got it, they killed each other for money and for land, which will make you money since people live on it and grow food on it.
Money entitles you to everything, because everything is for sale at one price or another. Money=power.
Money=good, broke=bad, mmkay? It’s just the way it is.
Money is the only thing that you can have that will automatically get you power, women, respect, possession and so on.
Being a woman doesn’t do that, nor does being a minority, nor does having some disease, nor having an “alternative lifestyle” (whatever the fuck that is), nor does your age or anything else. The only thing that affords you special treatment is being able to pay any random person to kiss your ass, and that means having money.
The defense rests, your honor.
YEAH!!! Preach it, brother! Booyeahhh…!!!
I am a nice person (one of the nicest you’ll ever not meet :)), and never knowingly hurt anyone else’s feelings. That said, I have no patience for pc-ness. It really bugs me, in fact, because I developed my theories about life a long time ago; some of them are echoed in the pc movement, but dammit! I worked out my ethics a long time ago, and the fact that other people are doing some things similar to me DOES NOT MAKE ME PC! I hate that label; I am not a knee-jerk bleeding heart liberal, even though they imitate my own personal code of conduct sometimes.
I am planning on taking my husband’s last name (although, in all fairness, my motivation is that I’m fed up to the teeth with spelling my last name out for people).
I eat meat. I love to eat meat. I love picking out juicy red steaks in my local bark-eater’s-paradise Safeway (I live in a very granola area of town).
I think that Calgary is full, and nobody else should be allowed to move here, in spite of the fact that I moved here 11 years ago.
I think that immigrants to Canada that have been here 20 years and still can’t speak enough English to go to the store for themselves are a waste of space here. Make a little bit of an effort, for cryin’ out loud. Oh yeah, and quit bitching and moaning because your kids are all going to English schools and rejecting your culture. If you didn’t want your kids to be raised Canadian, shoulda rethought that whole “moving to Canada” thing, shouldn’t ya?
Women on welfare can line up for “Depo Day” too (thanks, DoctorJ), which, funnily enough, coincides with “Cheque Day”. Want your handout, stick your arm out. We’ll support you, but you’ve proven that you can’t support even yourself, so no making new people for the government to support.
Really? Everything? OK, let me give you an example. Try to buy this: my respect. Just one of many things money won’t get you. You may not want it, but that’s not the point. The fact is, all money in the world will not be able to buy it for you.
(You could earn it in other ways, but that remains to be seen, and is another topic at any rate.)
rivulus
Wow. You all make me actually feel PC, which I never thought I would.
The things that make me think of myself as un-PC are:
Like all of you, I eat animals. (But I don’t eat all that much red meat. No moral or health reasons, I just like the taste of fish and poultry better).
I own three guns and keep them in my home.
I am a card-carrying member of the National Rifle Association.
I am a hunter.
I think that interracial marriage and adoption are wonderful things, not “genocide” as the National Association of Black Social Workers would have it.
I believe that I have no right to silence someone who says something that offends me, but that I do have the right to boot him off my property.
I believe that market capitalism is by far the best economic system ever invented.
I appreciate the beauty of the female body, and try to act chivalrously toward women beautiful or not.
I have sexual kinks that would make Andrea Dworkin or Catherine McKinnon run out of the room screaming (don’t worry, I am not going to elaborate).
I remove my hat and cover my heart when the national anthem plays.
I resent paying taxes to support people who refuse to work.
But:
I am a big-time supporter of equal rights for gay people, marriage and military service included.
I support allowing women in combat (but they should get no special breaks in training).
I wouldn’t support any of the government intrusions on personal freedom that other people here seem to think are un-PC (mandatory birth control, etc.)
As a hunter, I certainly wouldn’t support exterminating all feral wildlife (every hunter is perforce a conservationist).
I don’t drink beer, and I drink other booze very rarely.
I am an atheist.
I do believe that racial and other minorities are widely victimized by discrimination. (That is not the same as believing that discrimination causes all or even most of their problems, and I think America is very far from being the worst offender).
I have a purebred American Pitbull Terrier and a purebred Rottweiler.
I use ethnic slurs a lot. I don’t do it to intentionally offend anyone. None of my black, hispanic, asian, or lesbian friends have any problem with it either. I call myself a mick and a kraut. Before I quit drinking, I was a drunk injun, too.
I say kunt a lot, like:
“jesus christ, that boy’s a stupid kunt”.
If you can’t speak English in America, people are going to treat you like you’re stupid, because it is stupid to go live in a country and not speak the language.
I don’t think women belong in combat. I don’t think basic training should be co-ed either.
I call homeless people bums because that’s what they are.
Affirmative action is bullshit. The most qualified person for a position should get it, even if he is an able-bodied white heterosexual.
I think smoking is just plain stupid, even though most of my friends smoke.
If you can’t pick up after yourself, stay outta my fucking woods, kunt! And yes, I’ve said that to people’s faces.
I think they should sterilize all the kids in 6th grade (reversible tubal ligation/vasectomy) and make them apply for a license to breed. The qualifications should be :
a) marital status
b) income
c) age
d) education
If you have a problem with that, fuck off, kunt.
*I would legitimately LOVE to do this.
(For my own deviant reasons)
If someone asks me “Do I Look Fat” - I tell the truth.
I’m Pro-Choice & Pro-Life
(I would prefer that babies live - But i think it should be a personal decision, not an entire countries)
I’m with malkavia on this one:
I not so quietly, voice my belief that all welfare recipients be placed on mandatory birth control.
Tied Down And Given The Shot - No Choices.
I feel if a welfare recipient has 2 babies on welfare, they should be forced into sterilization.
If you can’t pay for condoms, you sure as sh*t don’t need to try and pay for a baby …
I think that parent’s who abandon their children (Deadbeat Parents) and refuse to take their 1/2 of the responsibility for the life they create… should also be forced into sterilization.
I think that all rapists should be castrated, and forced to look their victims in the eye, whilst laying in the OR having it severed.
I think the death penalty sucks.
People who are on death row, who commit haenous crimes, should be carted off to an immense, medieval torture camp in the blistering heat of some desert… and tormented, each second, of every day and for every breath they take for the rest of their lives. Let them die slowly, and painfully, In wretched anguish.
I have worn, and would again, wear my “Spank Me” & “Kinky Bitch” Tshirts to church, or anywhere else I had to go.
(Jesus Loves Me No Matter How I Dress!)
:eek: Try telling them that. :eek:
I shout “very not nice” things about my neighbors - so that im sure they can hear me. I think that they deserve it, and It makes me laugh.
I throw my batteries in my trashcan - and dont dispose of any chemical containers properly.
Got this from a friend. Says it all really…
I like big cars, big hooters, and big cigars.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid-level governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies.
I’m not in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it!
I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy Osbourne, Ice-T or Marilyn Manson sang.
I think owning a gun doesn’t make you a killer.
I believe it’s called the Boy Scouts for a reason.
I don’t think being a minority makes you noble or victimized.
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you’d better do it in English.
I don’t use the excuse “it’s for the children” as a shield for unpopular opinions or actions.
I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.
I think that being a student doesn’t give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy ass through 4-7 years of college, you haven’t begun to be enlightened.
I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God or gods, just leave the rest of us out of it. This also applies to sexuality.
My heroes are John Wayne, the Simpsons, and whoever canceled Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman.
I don’t hate the rich. I don’t pity the poor.
I know wrestling is fake and I don’t waste my time arguing about it.
I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when I am freezing my ass through a long winter?
I’ve never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn’t wander forty years in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt, I haven’t burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you, so shut-the-#$%!-up already.
I want to know which church is it exactly where the Rev. Jessie Jackson preaches. And where does he get his money. And why is he always part of the problem and not the solution.
I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you’re running from them. I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you are breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.
I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don’t want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation the world for the next four years.
I hate those bastards standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap or trying to guilt me into making ‘donations’ to their cause. These people should be targets.
I think if you are in the passing lane, and not passing, your license should be revoked, and you should be forced to ride the bus until you promise to never delay the rest of us again.
I think beef jerky could quite possibly be the perfect food.
I believe that it doesn’t take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.
I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don’t pretend they are a political statement.
I think Dr. Seuss was a genius.
I’m neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise.
I agree that everyone in this country should learn English. A co-worker disagreed, stating that “We should have to learn Spanish, because most countries have a second language.” I pointed out that we don’t have a first language, and yes, most countries do have a second language. It’s called English.
I do not support welfare programs. Paying people to do nothing is not a good idea. I don’t give money to beggars.
I generally do not agree with the “yes, but” school of justice: Yes, I killed 197 people, but I had a horrible childhood. People should be accountable for what they do without any explanations why.
I believe in the death penalty, and indeed believe the murderer should be killed the same way the victim was.
Timothy McVeigh does not deserve a nice quite death by lethal injection.
Xploder, can I pass that on to my friends and family? You’re right, it pretty much does say it all (except the big hooters part; I can live without looking at or having those :D).
Be my guest…and some of us happen to like big hooters
What makes me politically incorrect?
I tell people the truth about their cherished institutions when they don’t ask.
Elderly lady in Wal-Mart I helped reach a greeting card from the top shelf:
“Well, thank you, sir! You certainly behave like a nice Christian boy!”
Me: “If you’re trying to say I’m courteous and pleasant, thank you very much. If you’re equating me with fundamentalist assholes and the funboys who dreamed up the Crusades and Inquisition, please bite me, ma’am.”
I shoot guns. I own guns. I shoot and own lots of guns. I like it.
Until I quit 1 week, 4hours and 59 minutes ago, I smoked. Big nasty unfiltered cigarettes full of nicotine that made your phlegm brown. I on occasion blew smoke at peoples faces who were being jerks.
I beleive in the right to make as big a mess as you want to, piss off as many people as you want to, and do whatever the fuck you want as long as you take responsibility for your actions and try to learn something out of life.
As already posted-real booze. Real booze is brown or amber, very seldom white, and is served in a glass with ice. Water if you’re fancy. Want to drink, drink real stuff and develop a taste. Want ice cream and umbrellas? Go to frickin’ Disneyland.
Meat. Fire. Garlic. Repeat until dead.
I hate yapdogs that behave like yapdogs. I usually hate their owners for overfeeding them and making them neurotic little pieces fluff.
I think that affirmative action and preferential hiring are bullshit. What this county needs is for everyone to start shagging everyone else until we’re all the same color.
Ah, now I feel much better. I’m going to go have a steak, some bourbon, and debate Hamiltonian social policy with my best friend, who happens to be a half-black Chicano lesbian. (no kidding)
I would start with the feral cats and dogs! I recall a representative for Texas Parks and Wildlife saying that feral cats are one of the biggest threats to endangered birds in Texas, and I can’t help but wonder if they’re crowding out wild cats as well. I consider the killing of feral cats to be sound environmental management, just as the killing of predators could be sound livestock management.
A-fucking-men.
…and the people who don’t want to do that to ‘preserve their race’ should be rounded up, put on an island with many wepons and left to kill each other.
I bought a dog from a pet store. In fact, I’ve purchased TWO dogs from pet stores. Both have been fine companions.
I expect waiters/waitresses to be pleasant and do a good job even when it’s busy/half the staff didn’t show up today/the kitchen help is slow/whatever other excuse they think up. I don’t get to sluff off or grumble at my job when I’m having a bad day. You don’t, either. Or rather, if you do, I won’t leave you a tip.
I, too, eat red meat, and will take almost-Mr. Athena’s last name if/when we ever tie the knot.
I support welfare in part because I don’t want out of work ninnies on my city streets begging me for money.
I’m so PI, I’m posting this just to kill my email notification.