Not sure, I’ve said that when I die I want all useful organs donated for reuse, all interesting bits donated to science and the rest put in a garbage bag for the garbage truck to carry wherever they carry all organic residue.
That said I wouldn’t be too angry if I get a tombstone with a D20 and the words “Roll initiative”…
"he was the nicest dickhead we knew "
the salmon mousse!
I want the same, but in the spirit of the OP, I would start my epitaph with
“Here lies some of the remains of…”
reminds me of the old Cher joke …
some parts of her are 75 years old …
It already feels like shit
Please don’t make it worse.
I’m stealing this idea, and doubling down on something: my ‘urn’ will be a plywood box labelled “ACME”, wired to an old-timey hellbox, and my wife has to hell: “Fire in the hole, fire in the hole, fire in the hole . . . Meep meep!” before plunging the handle.
Tripler
I need to write this down before I die and they throw me a classy funeral.
Given the chance, I will totally be there to toast your life well-lived and assist in sending you flying in fine style.
‘Johnny who?’
I wish I could find that old headstone PS where the engraving supposedly read “< / l i f e >”.
I’m putting you in my will! Do you want my Battletech or StarFleet Battles collection?
Tripler
I have other ‘professional gear’ if’n that’s more your style.
He Tried
Given your recent thread, I suggest you change “Reliable” to “Inspiring” and/or “Awesome”
I’m thinking, “You know those cookies you ate the wake? My ashes were in them.”
Awww… 
“Could be worse”
“Three stars”
Witnesses awarded the other driver both ears and the tail.
It’s Hot. It’s Oppressive. The Host’s a Devilish Tyrant. Hope to See You Soon!
I won’t be sure till the third time