I’m the battleship, dammit!
The Scottie dog. He could be balanced on his hind legs and tail, too, if you did it right.
Nobody likes the horse? I’m all about the horse. THE HORSE OR NOTHING!
The car! The power car! It was my game damnit, and if I couldn’t be the car then there was no game!
The dog. I always figured that they wouldn’t put dogs in jail (now that I think about it they wouldn’t put any of the pieces in jail really.) I thought a dog should go to a pound instead of a jail.
The shoe.
Easier to kick ass! 
[Pepperpot]
“I’d like the battleship Edmund!”
[/Pepperpot]
The dog of course… Watch where you step… hehe
So, we’ll never have the World’s Biggest Monopoly Game at a DopeFest, because too many people would be taking my piece.
I want the dog, dammit! (unless they have an earthworm piece.)
-Dirty