OMG! Do people actually pay money for the HairMax Laser Comb I thought it was a joke when I heard about it. But they’re selling it for $695. I’m either shocked or jealous I didn’t think of it first.
$695 for a freaking laser comb? Idiots.
I got mine for $500 off EBay.
This part of the web site gave me pause:
- Photosynthesis? * Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ! I’m no doctor but it makes me think of those ads in the Victorian era for the Electric Hairbrush (a hairbrush through which electricity had been passed in the factory) that was guaranteed to re-grow hair, along with curing miagraine and hysteria.
It’s a ripoff,a psuedo-scientific breakthrough. The best way to get healthier hair is to take (in safe,proper dosages) vitamin supplements. I recommend a once a day multi-vitamin. My hair is thick,long and lustrous because I take one daily. Ok,and because of a good genetic heritage too.
Now, if only sharks had hair to stick this comb into.
I wish I had a laser comb. It sounds like a good ice breaker.
“Hi, I’m Antimanics. I comb my hair with a laser because I’m that awesome.”
Why can’t I think of stuff like this. I want some of that Idiot money these people are cashing in on.
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Didn’t they also believe that masturbation would cure hysteria? Hmm… what exactly will this comb do for me?
Ummm, so our hair likes light?? So then how does a brief comb-thru with this laser compare to sitting under fluorescent lights in an office all day or spending the afternoon frolicking in the sun without a hat? Do people who work outdoors have better hair than those who work indoors?
What about the hair on my legs? I wear jeans most of the time so my legs don’t get much light - does that mean my leg hairs are suffering?
Maybe someone needs to invent a laser booth - then we can just stand in it all naked and let the beneficial light nourish all of our hairs… There you go, particlewill, I give you that invention idea free and clear!
Thanks, FCM, but I think I’ll pass. I can just see the lawsuits from those blinded by the laser booth. Of course I could just line the thing with red LEDs. And I could sell the “Laser Booth Protective Goggles[sub]TM [/sub]” as an additional purchase. Hmm…
I just had an idea for a laser “massage wand” for extra stimulation!
I wonder what other every-day items I could jack up the price for by adding a laser pointer.
To the Lab!
I didn’t know lasers even had hair!!!
I feel sure that any day now, laser research will result in a cure for left-handedness.
You think that’s silly? I saw an ad for a “fung shui hairstylist.”
“Your chi is unbalanced—just let me take a little off the right side!”
Hold your horses! I just started!
So far I have a laser guided fork, a laser back scratcher, a laser shoehorn, laser can opener, and a laser wallet.
I am currently working on laser Meatloaf, but I am not sure how to tape the laser to the meatloaf. The duct tape I had been using so far was no good. I may have to go with a rubber band.
My wife thinks I am insane, but the cats seem to think that I am a genius.
Actually, particlewill, you could probably sell this to first time parents as a tool to help teach their kids how to use utensils.
Hair is dead cells.
I thought lasers were used for hair removal.
Guess the hair really likes that light when it gets vaporized.
Only for women, if correctly preformed by a doctor. It helped cure “wandering womb” which the reason why a woman would be unhappy or stressed. The womb decided to go for a walk around inside the body causing all sorts of unpleasant results. Wife crying because she’s stuck in the house all day with crying children? Her womb must be AWOL again. Send her to the doctor, who will first stick his fingers in her vagina to find out how far the womb has strayed, and then “coax” it to come home.
For males, masturbation had HORRIBLE results. Doctors confidently reported that most of the inmates of insane assylums were there because they had masturbated to the point of insanity. Loss of sperm in an improper manner sapped a man’s mental and physical strength, and could lead to convuslions, drooling, criminal acts and deformed children. Special penis rings with spikes were issued to discourage erections, and mothers were urged to tie their son’s hands to the bed to keep them from naughty touching.
That explains my sudden laser fixation…
I now have a laser sock monkey, and a laser telephone.
I’d suggest making sure the laser pointer was waterproof. Meatloaf seems to sweat alot.