Well, there’s still baseball and SNL to parody. 
There’s a scene in Outrageous! where a guy yells “they’re real!” but he’s talking about his eyes.
I have to concede on the impressions. Very funny and spot on in most cases. He’s also not bad on the news though Tina Fey is a bit better. And I love that scar on her face.
FTR, I recognise the quote (or something like it) as a song lyric. No idea from what tho. For some reason I start humming “Sympathy for the Devil” every time I see this thread.
Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
Because her teats are both real and spectacularrrrr
I’m in a need of some restraint
And on the subject of getting names wrong, that should be “Hepburn,” not “Houghton.” Or was that part of lieu’s joke?
No, he means Houghton. Houghton plays the daughter who brings Poitier home. She IRL is Hepburn’s niece.
No wonder no one else complained about lieu’s “mistake”. Sorry about that.
Never mind!
Teri Hatcher also plays a trampy soap actress in the movie “Soapdish,” and I wish I could remember the line from Kevin Kline that prompts it but she says “Mm, you should see my tits!”
She’s certainly made a career out of those two!
Kevin Klein: You have beautiful eyes.
Teri Hatcher: They’re nothing compared to my tits.
Curses! And thank you. I hate when I fudge a movie quote.
[homer]mmmmm… fudge[/homer]
BTW, speaking of Kevin Kline I just saw Sophie’s Choice for the first time last night. Great flick!
Sorry 'bout the [tehe] hijack.
Tom Green has no talent and no tits.
Especially now that Drew left.