“WASH THIS!” from History of the World, Part I
or Jamie Kennedy’s, “For Real?” from Malibu’s Most Wanted
For my good friends, though, it usually, “Fight the good fight, precious”
Marge Simpson voice: I can’t begin to tell you what is wrong with that statement.
“You just keep thinkin’ Butch; that’s what you’re good at.”
For some reason, the MST classic Devil Doll has given me and Mrs. Nonsuch great fodder for quoting around the house.
Upon any mention of wine:
“Why can’t I have some wine? I want some wine!”
Upon any mention of Berlin:
“Find me … in … Berlin!”
I guess you have to be there.
“Hamlet… in love with the old man’s daughter…the old man thinks.” Used whenever there is pronoun confusion. Usually shortened to “… the old man thinks.”
“Humor! Ar ar ar” (Mork and Mindy)
“Thank you.” “Thank yo” (in a Groucho voice).
I use this Guybrush Threepwood-ism a lot, but inevitably the person I say it to asks “What was the biggest one?”
:rolleyes:
“Laugh it up, Fuzz Ball” gets a lot of use.
As does, “Bye bye, boys! Have fun storming the castle!”
“I’ll be bahk.” - Ah-nuld, of course
“Had your chance; muffed it. Good morning!” - said with a properly clipped British accent, by Mr. Scumptious the candy tycoon in “Chitty Chitty Bang Bang”
“Ex-cellent!” - Mr. Burns, his fingers steepled together, “The Simpsons”
My daughter and I could easily go an entire day communicating in nothing but movie and television quotes. It gets us in trouble sometimes. For instance, occasionally I forget that many, many people have never seen Mean Girls, and it’s inappropriate to greet these people with “Boo, you whore!”
I won’t even start with the Whedon, but we definitely find that there’s a Whedon quote for every occasion.
“Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?” is another favorite, although we appear to be the only people who’ve seen *Heathers * in the past ten years.
“Great Mandingo! I dig the sound of your mouth-music!”
From Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, whenever someone makes a boneheaded mistake or takes the wrong turn, or whatever:
“You chose… poorly.”
I love it! What’s it from?
The Tick, live action series. The episode with Ron Perlman in it. Damn, I loved that show. Gets way more hate from Tick fans than it should.
Oh, there are so many.
Whenever something goes wrong–usually traffic or a kitchen incident: “Captain, we’re humped.” (Firefly)
And from Sports Night–“The length of this conversation is totally out of proportion with my interest in it.”
Whenever somebody says “It’s possible,” it’s invariably followed with “I kill a lot of people.” (The Princess Bride)
Any mention of pudding–“Quinn … is there ever a bad time for pudding?” (Sealab 2021)
So many more. None of them are coming to me right now, of course, because that would make everything easier. 
Ooh, I just remembered… my daughter is probably the only 15 year old on the face of the earth who’s been known to say “Shazbot, I missed!”
I use this one too!
I’m also partial to "I’ve got that going for me, which is nice (CaddyShack)
A few from Sixteen Candles . . .
“What’s happenin’, hot stuff?” and “nice manners, babe!”
And a gajillion from Seinfeld.
“Go that way really fast. If something gets in your way - turn.” - Better Off Dead
of course, you almost inevitably have to follow it with:
“I want my two dollars!”
Susan
The kids and I have memorized nearly every line of The Emperor’s New Groove. Any time one of us uses a quote from the movie, the other two will start tossing them out, and we pretty much go through the whole thing. (We’re a charming family, really.) Last night, one child said “Do you smell something burning?” and was met with gasp “My spinach puffs!”, etc.
When someone makes a statement ending in a comparative adjective – like “The weather is getting better” – it’s always fun to respond: “And LEON is getting LAAAAAAAARGER!” (Airplane)