Lessee…
We’ve got several guitars (acoustic and electric), a bass, a keyboard, a drum machine, a drum kit, a buttload of harmonicas & other little noisy things, and one of my late father-in-law’s fiddles.
My husband is a musician. All the gear is his. Don’t know who the makers are (exept that the keyboard is a Hohner). He knows all the details about everything. Me, I’m just the financier. 
One Alvarez acoustic guitar, strung left-handed
One Sigma acoustic guitar
One mandolin, strung left-handed
An antique upright piano
A keyboard
A Hohner alto recorder
A King alto sax
Two harmonicas
A set of maracas (somewhere)
A tambourine
Various other non-drum percussion
A Native American flute
A clarinet
A triangle
Lots of kazoos
I plan on adding a few other instruments to the mix eventually.
*A grand piano.
*Several recorders.
*A children’s zither
*electronic keyboard (non-Midi, quite old)
*Two acoustic guitars
*Native American Flute(s)
*Rain Stick
*Didgeridoo
*Jaw harp(s)
*Harmonica(s)
*countless (and I do mean countless) ocarinas, vessel flutes, ceramic flutes, “sweet potatos” and other ceramic wind instruments. My sister makes them and collects them.
There’s probably more.
3 fretless bass guitars (my main instrument)–one acoustic, one semi-acoustic, one electric
a couple of congas, a doumbek I brought home from Marakesh, and a non-specific Thai drum
half-dozen bamboo flutes
2 harmonicas
I play and record all of them regularly (as a hobby, not a profession), except the harmonicas–haven’t got the hang of bending the notes yet. I’m currently out of 6-string guitars, but I’ve had a dozen or so.
In our house we have:
One Epiphone Powerbass II Electric Bass
One Cheapo Acoustic Guitar of the Brand “Kay”
We also have a Roland XP-30 Synthesizer that is on indefinite loan to a friend of ours using it to record an album, and I have a DJ setup on layaway that I will own inside of 2 months (if you want to count that as an instrument).
LC
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Wow you guys have a lot of instruments! I feel quite inadequate, having only:
a. flute;
b. piccolo, and of course;
c. BAGPIPES!!
I have
A bass Trombone
a Fender P Bass
I played the Trombone all through college and then some after. Haven’t even opened the case in a year. 
The bass I was trying to learn then gave up on.
Didjeridu
Irish flute (like Captain Picards) x 2
Casio keyboard
Hammond Melodica
My hollow skull - lacking grey matter - resounds melodically when beaten with a Dijeridu. We’ll be hitting the hot-spots in the Catskills. Free flutes for all! 
It sounds like a kalimba or "thumb piano.
Hmmm, lessee…
Violins: 4.
-2 student violins in various states of disrepair, unfortunately because the repairs would cost more than they’re worth
-2 older violins; one is a German Strad copy from ca. 1910 that belonged to my Swedish great-grandfather, which I had fixed and sounds beautiful. The other is a German violin of uncertain age and provenance, but was the first instrument I learned to play. It needs some interior repairs that may be expensive but I have to bring it to the luthiers first.
Keyboard: 1. An old casio with some drum pads.
Mandolin: 1. A Hohner, IIRC, which needs to be re-strung. I bought it in Juneau back in '89 and let my sister use it for a while; when I got it back it had guitar strings on it. Took those off and have been looking for good mando strings since. Any mando players out there with recommendations, please drop me a line.
Recorder: 1. Cheap plastic Yamaha jobby the Tzeroling got for music class last year, but I like to play it and do so more often than she does. But that’s 'cos I’m a musician, dammit.
Multiple guitars (acoustic & electric), with all the assorted amps, sound boards, effects pedals, and all that other paraphernalia about which I know nothing.
2 harmonicas
2 tin whistles
1 clarinet
1 upright piano
2 drum kits
Guitars:
Fender re-issue Strat ('62 re-issue neck on '59 re-issue body)
Ovation Legend deep bowl acoustic/electric
Ibanez acoustic/electric nylon-string cutaway
Yamaha 12-string acoustic
cheapo Delta nylon
Fender Precision bass (c. 1987)
c. 1930s National steel guitar
1914 Gibson ukelele banjo (nylon-string)
old harmony 5-string folk banjo (age undetermined)
Keyboards:
Yamaha DX7 synthesizer (c. 1987)
cheapo Casio keyboard (c. 1987, model # forgotten)
Percussion:
Various, but the pride is a Xebu-skinned drum from Madagascar
Wind Instruments:
Assortment of Hohner kazoos (in various neon colors)
One 12-oz. can of Van de Kamp’s molasses baked beans
Rickenbacker 4001 bass guitar from the early seventies
Some student-level saxophone, a Selner I think
Buescher 400 alto saxophone that was given to me by a relative; absolutely amazing instrument
Gretsch drum kit
Okay, time to make a band!
I notice a lot of home recording types in here. Has anyone ever come up with a ‘collaborative’ music project? I’m thinking about one in which someone does a drum part, posts it to the group, then everyone takes a crack at adding a rhythmn track to it. Everyone posts them, the group votes on the best one, then moves on to the lead track. Then vocals, fills, etc. Eventually, you have a song!
Sounds like a fun thing to try, and I’ve never heard of it being done before, although it wouldnt’ surprise me to learn that it’s common.
Hey, my TENOR sax is a Buescher 400 (dating from the late '50s)! It is a great horn, isn’t it? Every time I’ve taken it in to have any work done on it, the music shop people all gather round and marvel at it.
It was a bitch to find a gig bag for the thing, though…the bells they made in those days were much larger in diameter than on modern saxes. Makes for a big fat dark tone, which I love.
Lessee…what else’s around here…
One Baldwin baby grand piano, about 20 years old.
Two Gemeinhardt flutes, one open-hole, one closed. The former used when I want a pretty tone, the latter when I want to play fast.
One Conn CC bass tuba, also dating from the late '50s.
My old Reynolds student Bb cornet.
A beater Bb trumpet I picked up in a junk shop…playable though, after I did a little rehab work on it. One of my kids dropped it and dinged the bell pretty badly, though.
Recorders…sopranino, soprano, alto, tenor, bass. The alto is a cheap plastic job I picked up when I was about 12, but the others are all good pearwood or maple instruments. The sopranino is marvelously portable and I’ve carried it with me all over the world, irritating thousands.
A Skylark acoustic guitar, child-sized. For the children.
Tons of miscellaneous percussion items, and toy saxophones, trumpets, accordions, concertinas, etc. Also penny-whistles, slide whistles, and a bunch of harmonicas.
I used to have a real accordion and a banjo, the first of which I could play somewhat. I think my nephew, who’s a semi-professional musician, nicked them from my old man’s house. In any case, they never made it out here to Brooklyn with me.
(I’m hoping to bring a baritone saxophone home with me someday soon, and I wouldn’t throw a slide trombone or a euphonium out of bed, either.)
Ukulele Ike,
When I first started taking lessons (around fourth grade) my parents called this relative who owned the instrument and asked if he would sell it to them. His response was “IB’s not ready for it yet”.
My senior year in high school, he passed away. Apparently in his will he left the saxophone to me. His wife brought it over, and I took it to my next lesson; at least I had the sense not to take it to school.
I took private lessons from a man at his house, he was in his late sixties and had been playing his entire life. I walked in carrying the case, and his eyes shot out of his head; he knew what it was just from the case.
Thank heavens no one gave me this when I was in fourth grade. I had to relearn my technique for several years because the Buescher wouldn’t let me get away with anything…
Sam. I’ve done that before. It’s great fun.
send me an e-mail to
tictokmen @ yahoo.com
and lets see what we can come up with.
PS: You still can’t touch my monkey.
Count me in too!