We can’t have THAT.
MPSIMS:
Overheard in the Women’s Restroom at a Rest Stop
and
What’s the Stinkiest Odor You Ever Encountered?
I Hate My Job.
I hate Ants.
Apparently My Roommate is a Sociopath
(Alrighty, then, anything else to bitch about?)
You have to evacuate right now. What 5 things do you take with you?
Bill would make sex toys illegal in South Carolina
Ahem. Fro MPSIMS
My cancer kitties are gone
What’s for lunch?
What is a serious depression like?
London Accommodation
Oh, come on… sure, the prices are steep, but room service is generally not too bad.
You have to evacuate right now. What 5 things do you take with you?
Try the Japanese! It’s invigorating!
Well, okay, but what are your other 4 things?
*** Jersey Area Dopers: Should we plan a dopefest for May or June. ** *
*** What’s the stinkiest odor you’e ever encountered? ** *
In Great Debates:
How are myth based, supernatural belief systems like Chrstianity going to survive?
The future of heavy armored warfare
Yeah, that would be my guess too.
From MPSIMS:
The snake in my yard had babies
So much for the Coast Guard
It’s okay, put them all on a plane. Samuel L. Jackson will understand.
MPSIMS:
Mick Jagger refuses to give up his hotel suite for GWB
Stories to make a grown man cry. Not for the faint of heart
(Well, start me up!)
**Please Help me get rid of these Mardi Gras Beads
Punchlines to Dirty Jokes**
OK – I’m thinking of several jokes that would lead up to that line…
** Punchlines to Dirty Jokes
Try the Japanese! It’s invigorating! **
**I Hate Not Having a Dishwasher (Whine)
Overheard in the women’s restroom at a rest stop **
Yeah, that’s a rough place to have to do some dishes.
In MPSIMS:
**If you dig a hole straight down, where would you exit?
Try the Japanese! It’s invigorating! **
I’ll keep that in mind next time I want to dig a hole.
**Goat felching, circa 1660
Creeeeeaaaaaaaak… **
Somehow, I thought it would sound wetter. Or something.
ftg, excellent one!
MPSIMS
If you dig a hole straight down, where would you exit?
So, I’m at this Klan meeting…
(But that’s only if you go halfway thru.)
In MPSIMS:
**
Resolved: The SDMB Cures The Common Cold
Great. I may have been exposed to typhoid. **
Oh dear!
**Little things that make you smile…
Bosomy Chinese Create Big Bra Boom **
Ohhh yeah!
Right under this thread in MPSIMs, at this instant:
**Employee spanking case
Customer service gets creepy**
Yeah, no doubt!
So, I’m at this Klan meeting…
Ohcrapohcrapohcrap. Help!
Little things that make you smile…
Mick Jagger refuses to give up his hotel suite for GWB
MPSIMS:
So, I’m at this Klan meeting…
What’s the stinkiest odor you’e ever encountered?
(That “Klan” thread is a gold mine.)