What non-comedy movie/tv scenes are you embarassed to admit you think are funny?

My mother always thought it was hysterical in Gone With the Wind when Scarlett’s father, either from PTSD or Alzheimer’s or alcoholism or some combination of the three, tells her “We must ask Mrs. O’Hara about this” (when in fact Mrs. O’Hara is dead). My mother’s weird, but we probably all have movie moments we laugh at even though they’re technically not supposed to be funny.

Failed seriousness is of course the best kind of camp, whether the “Christina, BRING ME THE AAAAXXXXXXXXXXXXXEEEEEEEEE!”/“Because I’m not one of your faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaans!” earnestness of Mommie Dearest or a special episode of Family Matters in which you expect to see Grandma toss water in her eyes like Count Olav to make more convincing tears or Gloria Swanson in Sunset Blvd. talking about her investments in oil wells in Bakersfield (“PUMPING… PUMPING… PUMPING…”). But there are some films in which the acting works and still makes me laugh.

The other day I was watching SYBIL, the Sally Field breakthrough role based on the true story of “Sybil Dorsett” (real name Shirley Mason) who supposedly* had 16 distinct personalities (including an old woman, 2 boys, an infant, a flying nun, Gidget and Norma Rae). The movie really really pushed the envelope for 1970s TV, scaring the hell out of me and many of “my little friends” at the time in its terrifying re-creation of Sybil’s childhood with an abusive schizophrenic mother. But then and now when I see that mini-series the mother just makes me cackle.

She’s not a bad actress, in fact she deserved an Emmy, but… God she’s over-the-top. She’d have been divine (no pun intended) in a John Waters film. When she trips her little girl and says “Have a nice trip see you next fall!” with that demented smile on her face I lose it every damned time, and ditto when she goes through depressed to manic to furious to religiously rabid mood swings about once every 8 seconds it’s also hysterical. It’s the closest I’ll probably ever come to seeing Estelle Parsons or Grandma Walton on crack.

Of course bad acting in serious parts can also do it. When Shelley Long played a woman with more than 100 personalities in a later movie it was hysterical because the multiple personalities were basically The 103 Faces of Diane Chambers [All of them the Same]. Any time Jessica Lange (the living proof that Marisa Tomei isn’t the most undeserving Oscar winner) plays a psychotic character it’s also wonderful because whether it’s Blanche Dubois or her character from Blue Skies or a TV movie it’s always and invariably the same frigging performance- “she talks in a low monotone THEN QUICKLY TALKS LOUD AND FAST then in a low monotone against THEN RECYCLES TO FAST AND LOUD”.

The revelation at the end of Rosemary’s Baby always makes me laugh because of the casting of Hope Summers. I’m guessing Polanski never watched many The Andy Griffith Show episodes (though wouldn’t it have been interesting if he’d directed it? Otis’s DT’s would have been a lot more graphic anyway) but most of us have, and seeing Aunt Bea’s friend Clara raise her glass and shout with a smile “HAIL SATAN! THE YEAR IS ONE! GOD IS DEAD!” was just a wonderful addition to both that movie and her Griffith episodes (and answers just what’s in those award winning pickles- it’s Tannis root).

What are some things you laugh at that weren’t meant to be laughed at?

*I say supposedly because many psychiatrists believe she and most other “multiple personality” patients were misdiagnosed and were due largely to the power of suggestion on the part of both patients and pyschiatrists. One factoid they point to is that before The Three Faces of Eve there were fewer than a hundred cases, afterwards there were instantly thousands, and there were something like 40,000 diagnosed cases the year after Sybil became huge.

I’m generally not in the slightest embarrassed to find things funny that aren’t “supposed” to be.

From GWTW, the scene that always cracked me up was when Scarlett’s wondering what the hell she’s gonna do at the end and all the disembodied voices start nattering about Tara. Something like, what, 20 or 30 repetitions of “Tara…Tara…Tara…Tara Tara Tara” and then the light dawns and Scarlett says “Tara!” I’m always like “no shit.”

Let’s see, one I find funny that I’m probably not supposed to is from Blue Velvet, when Jeffrey asks Sandi what she’s heard about the cut-off ear and she responds “just bits and pieces.”

Of course there’s the Samuel L. Jackson moment from Deep Blue Sea, which I go back and forth on whether we’re supposed to find terrifying or hilarious.

I thought the death of Achilles in Troy was one of the funniest gosh darned things I’ve ever seen. I saw it in the theater and broke down into uncontrolled spasms of braying laughter. People started giving me dirty looks but that just made it worse.

I vote for absolutely hi-larious. At least that’s the way my best friend and I, as well as the four idiot teen boys behind us in the cinema, found it.

It always makes me laugh when zombies tear someone to bits. Especially when you’ve got the patented “Victim looks down at his dangling viscera, as the zombie fingers tear at it, and screams” moment. That always makes me giggle.

Doesn’t sound like you were all that embarassed.

While it is one of my favorite movies, I always laugh when Leonard Bast gets crushed under a shelf filled with books at the end of Howard’s End. Could the symbolism be more heavy?

In another Merchant-Ivory film, The Golden Bowl, there is a very funny scene where the heroine Maggie learns that her husband and her best friend (who is married to her father) knew each other before their respective marriages, and suspects that the two were and are lovers. She’s quite right in her suspicions, but when she confronts her husband with the golden bowl as incontrovertable evidence of his infidelity and expects him to recognize it–an object he saw for a few seconds five years ago in an antique shop and didn’t even buy–she sounds completely demented.

The end of Hamlet (particularly the Kenneth Branaugh version) also tends to crack me up. Here’s Fortinbras, just conquered the Danes and swaggering in to the palace to confront the royal family… only to find them all, plus a few courtiers, scattered dead around the room. I like to imagine him saying something along the lines of “What the hell happened here?”

We went on a class trip to see Lord of the Rings (the first two when they came out). In one of the Lord of the Rings movies where Gandalf is fighting with the other wizard, and the other guy spins him around, it looked like breakdancing. Several of the students were chanting “Go Gandalf, Go Gandalf, Go Gandalf, Go! Go!”. I found it hysterical.

In The Lion King, where Simba’s father falls down the cliff into the herd of wildebeest (?), I couldn’t stop laughing. Especially when all the dust clears and Simba goes down to look at his father and keeps calling him, but he doesn’t answer because he’s dead. I howled with laughter. Not in the theater, of course.

Many people tell me I have no heart. If that was true, how would I be alive right now? :stuck_out_tongue:

The movie was Pale Rider, it was near the end when ol’ Clint was killing the bad guys one by one. This one guy goes into a building (out of the audience view), there’s a gunshot, and then he slowly staggers back out–with a bullet hole in his forehead–and drops dead. Even I was surprised by my loud laughter ringing out in the tension-filled theater!

I guess this is a thread for spoilers, so if you don’t wan tth e Irish art movie The Field to be spoiled, don’t read below.

The movie is about the dissolution of an old Irishman’s family and tradition and heritage: his field (in which he keeps a herd of cattle) is going to be repossessed by a bank or something, and his son doesn’t want to farm cattle anyway, and then his son decides to marry a gypsy girl.

So the old man, delierious with rage, decides to drive his herd of cattle off a cliff into the ocean.

The son, regretting his modern ways too late, rushes in and tries to stand between the herd and the cliff to stop them.

The results are predictable. With violins soaring tragically, the son is trampled to death by the cows, who then proceed to fall in slo-mo over the cliff’s edge, shouting “MOOOOOOOOO!” in terror as they fall.

All I can say is, Irish senses of humor must be very different from American sense of humor. I just about asphyxiated on my laughter at this tragic scene.

Daniel

I think the majority of Pulp Fiction and Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas are hilariously funny, and I’ll second Samuel L.'s death scene in Deep Blue Sea.

There is also a scene in The Bourne Identity that never fails to crack me up. I think it’s early in the movie, when Bourne (Matt Damon) goes back to his old apartment in Paris, which was really nice if I remember correctly. There is an assassin waiting for him, and I think Bourne breaks the assassin’s legs, but then the guy still jumps through a window, screaming – it’s been a while since I’ve seen it, but I remember being the only one laughing like crazy in the theater.

Much of A Clockwork Orange- a word of advice. guys- if you are watching that while sitting next to a girl you’re interested in, monitor her reactions & adjust yours accordingly. Do NOT howl with laughter :smiley: while she is frozen with horror :eek: .

In the Poseidon Adventure, Leslie Nielsen plays the ship’s captain.

Now, years of watching Nielsen play his hilarious deadpan comedy bits have conditioned me to find anything he says funny, even if it’s in a serious context.

There’s a scene in the movie where Nielsen is talking to someone about the weather, and then he says “Oh, by the way. Happy new year.” It makes me laugh every time. It’s even become one of my family’s catch phrases.

I know it doesn’t make sense, but well, there you go.

I took a girl on a first (and last) date to see Pulp Fiction. I burst out laughing twice, once when Vincent accidentally shot the guy in the car and when Mia sat straight up with a gasp for air after they gave her the atrophine shot.

Both scenes I was the only person in the theater who laughed.

I am sure the whole movie Armegeddon fits this category, but I particularly can’t help laughing when Billy Bob Thorton, as the Presidnet, turns to the camera an says, “Get me the world’s best driller.” Is there a world’s best driller? Is it part of the X-games?

I thought those were intentionally comedic? The scene where Marvin gets shot is definately set up to cause laughter.

Yeah both of those are supposed to be darkly comic.
For me, Magnolia- When Julianne Moore (the future Mrs. Push You Down) is getting her dying husbands medication at the pharmacy and the pharmacist thinks that she is maybe contemplating suicide and tries to confront her about it obliquely. When she freaks out and starts swearing at him… I absolutely lose it with laughter when she screams “Suck my cock!”

Mine is Unforgiven, I thought it was a parody and laughed accordingly. Then I found out you were supposed to take that crap seriously? Oopsie…

I’ve been given dirty looks for laughing inappropriate in theatres twice:
(1) In Armageddon, at the end, when Bruce Willis is dying, and NASA decides to switch all the big screen TVs in mission control into video phones just so that he can talk to Liv Tyler (or was it Neve Campbell?)
(2) Similarly, in The Patriot, when the little girl starts talking again. I mean, could there have BEEN a further layer of shmaltz laid onto that scene? My goodness. Of course, that was “this movie is so awful, I can’t help but laugh” laughter, not “this is funny” laughter.

Either Patrick Swayze or Kevin Bacon dancing in Dirty Dancing or Footloose.
The moves just look so funny to me and it’s made even worse by the serious looks on their faces. I find it funny in the same way it’s supposed to be funny when Will Smith would dance on the Fresh Prince of BelAir with the serious look on his face.

“but I can carry you!”
Seen on Christmas Day, 2003.

My sister, brother, and I were in a crowded (of course) theater, and we’ve all liked (nearly loved) these movies, and then Sam, in what I think was supposed to be emotional and deeply moving moment, says that. And the three of us try hard not to die laughing on the floor.

Later, when watching the extended edition in an all day marathon, it was just too much. Had to actually pause the movie to stop laughing. It’s just funnily overwrought.

The Lion King has a touching Simba with his dead father scene. That was ruined for me by a friend whispering “Someday, we will rule the pridelands as father and son” at just the right moment.