What % of Dopers are Brits?

Please email me

ian@ianrowland.com

and we’ll sort out dosh for tape.

Thanks Garius… I would be proud to be the token yank, for the knightly game of yank bashing, as long as you don’t do it while I’m drinking my pint of spitfire… hmm I might not be able to get that in brum, might have to change to another beer.

I would like to piont out that this is the most confusing sentence I’ve ever read.

I take it you never read this thread
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=38764&highlight=shoehorn+butterhorse

Okay, the most confusing, non drug induced, sentence.

I would have thought, if you were pole-dancing at Spearmint Rhino, socks would be the least of your worries.

Does the Spearmint Rhino have non-poledancing days?

I dunno and I’m not going to ask him.

How about a travelling party?
Choose a long-distance train - such as Penzance to Glasgow, agree a carriage to meet in, bring own drink and sandwiches to avoid Virgin’s extortion, and pick up dopers along the way? We could bring laptops as well and post each other if normal conversation proves too much of a strain…

I’ve started a dedicated thread here, for a DopeFest.

And since I promptly hit submit instead of preview, I apologise in advance for any typos or indeed cockups of any nature that you might find in it.

Cooee

Ey-up pet!

My word. It’s all gone a bit northern in here.

yeah - thought i’d humour them for a little while, its stops the northerners getting all cranky and moaning about us being “londoncentric”. In a minute i’ll start a conversation about dry stone walling.

Sorry old chap, can’t hear you over this latte machine. Bugger, now I’ve gone and dropped my aubergine, lemongrass and gold leaf bagel.

Prefer bacon butties, missen.

just bloody leave it mate - we’ll grab a fry up from the caf later. now stick a pony in your pocket - i’ll get the suitcase from the van…