What Olympian are you?

Khetag Pliev from Canada in the men’s Free Style

A Romanian water polo player and a Croatian who plays team handball. Both male.

I am Jane Mayes, a woman’s handball player competing for Great Britain.

Same here. (We’re pretty damn close to exactly the same size, even - he’s 6cm taller, and 6kg lighter, but that’s margin of error stuff.)

I have the body of swimmer Cameron McEvoy of Australia. He competes in the Freestyle relay.

I probably would’ve guessed swimmer, to be honest. Although, if I lose a kg, I’m either a female handball player from GB or a female Javelin thrower from Canada.

Having just watched SUPERMAN with my daughter, I find it mildly unsettling that our hero’s physical stats – “six foot four, two hundred twenty-five pounds” – are an exact match for a Greek water-polo player.

I’m an Uzbekki-bickky-bickky-stan-stan weightlifter. At least he’s a dude!

Looks like I’d be Steve Grotowski & play beach volleyball.

Bunch of BS…

Jonathan Horton, male gymnast. I’ll trade some of my derriere for his muscles.

Brett Morse-Great Britain,Men’s Discus Throw

I am most like (within an inch and a few pounds lighter) two male weightlifters from North Korea and Indonesia and a female shooter from Hong Kong. The former aren’t too far off either (besides the gender), since while I am not a professional weightlifter (i.e. all ripped), I do lift weights for the exercise and muscles. And no, I’ve never used a gun in my life.