Apparently being the president of the United States of America leaves you with a lot of spare time:
Trump made chair of the Kennedy Center for Performing Arts.
Our local Dairy Queen starts hiring for the summer in April. Perhaps…
Janitor at the Amundsen–Scott South Pole Station. Can’t take up too much time cleaning the bathrooms, esp. in the winter months when few people are there.
Lumberjack, crab fisherman, roofer, garbageman. Those seem like good fits for no particular reason.
Garbage truck driver. He seems to enjoy it, and it’s a fitting place for this piece of white trash.
Nah. Snow shoveler at the same location. Appropriately meaningless and accomplishes nothing.
Whatever job has the highest mortality rate.
Vice-president of Russia.
I believe the office is in a high rise building in Moscow with breath taking views.
The Apprentice (gong-farmer’s apprentice)
Nah, McDonalds. Now that he’s figured out they don’t scoop the hot fries with their hands, he’s got it all worked out.
Javelin Catcher.
Food tester for the embattled head of a war-torn emerging nation.
I’d kind of like it if he just came to my ‘shit hole country’ and tried to get any job.
He might learn … no OK, he won’t actually learn, but he might find out some consequences.
Dog catcher
Urinal
My, how time flies!
Mine sweeper in the Ukraine.
Crash Test Dummy, but he’s underqualified.
I would like to see him actually take the role of President, but it’s not in his DNA.
Shit-slinger
You know, the guy who walks behind a horse caravan in a parade. Or he could work for one of those yard services that will come and clean up the dog poop in your yard. Or operate the suction hose that people who have septic tanks need to hire to come by once a year or so. Or to do essentially the same thing to those port-o-potties set up at construction sites, parking lot carnivals, Ren faires, etc.
There are so many careers in shit.
I’m not sure if he would qualify, but I wouldn’t mind if he would come over every day to clean out my cat’s litter box.
You want someone who shits their pants to be responsible for cleaning up after your cats, who know how to defecate like a normal animal?
Make Animals Get Attention.