What’s the best animal to slice open and crawl inside to stay warm?

In What’s the best animal to slice open and crawl inside to stay warm?, you describe 9 degrees Fahrenheit as being “bitterly cold”. Where I come from, that’s a lovely day for outdoor activities. We usually pack it in when it gets lower than -13 degrees Fahrenheit. This morning it is actually bitterly cold, at -31 degrees Fahrenheit.

[Possibly relevant](http://forums.theregister.co.uk/forum/ 1/2007/03/22/deer_man_convicted/).

I am actually quite proud of Mr. Man for conquering what was undoubtedly a very strong urge to answer “a bunch of cats.” There is hope for you yet, Crafter.

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Why is it NSFW?

I guess I should clarify that I understand that the topic is not something I’d read at work, but the topic itself could easily be discussed in a thread here in GQ or IMHO. I’d presume, though, that I could link to another thread on the SDMB on that topic.

The topic of that article is a man having sex with a dead deer. I did not go to the article to see what is actually shown.

As far as I can tell, there were no accompanying pictures: but I do have adblock and NoScript enabled.