SD sighting: (is there a continuing thread like this?)
What’s the best animal to slice open and crawl inside to stay warm?
FTR, I knew someone who actually did this in WWII.
It was a cow. And during the night, he told me, another soldier hid there also and they had what they thought would be their last ever sex act.
With a dead cow?
In for a penny, in for a pounding?
You never know when the spirit will moove you.
In a dead cow? There’s a jerk-y joke there somewhere.
How was there room for hijinks?
Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a cow, a man is man’s best friend.
Bet it smelled like dairy air.
They were both into leather.
Well, with my posting priviledges potentially at steak, I won’t call bull on the OP outside the Pit, but it does seem udderly ridiculous.
I do think, cowever, that we should continue to milk it for all the humor it’s worth.
Like, how are cow feet different from people feet? They lack toes.
Certainly you’ve heard of “The Old Cow-Poke.”
Quoting OP:
“And during the night, he told me, another soldier hid there also and they had what they thought would be their last ever sex act.”
Sounds just as likely that the cow wasn’t involved in the act. Except to provide the warm, romantic atmosphere.
Northeast Nevada humor … alas, today’s cowboy rides an ATV … all the romance is gone …
Or gives a whole new meaning to the term “tire swing.”
Look, I don’t want to start some kind of beef here, but I’m not sure I like you guys trying to steer this thread away from the cow jokes.
You make a valid criticism and I am going to ruminate on it for a while.
I always thought it was ‘a roll in the hay’ not ‘a roll in old Bessie’.
I’m guessing they weren’t vegan?
I mean come on, they had beef and pork?
Tossed salad on the side?
Anyone care for dressing?:eek:
Didn’t any of the four stomachs get in the way?
I’m sure they milked that cow-mouflage for all they could.
But it was WWII. The steaks of getting caught by the Nazis were pretty high. If they’d decided to hoof it to the nearest outpost, they might have been heavily grilled for answers.
Tripler
I’m here all week. Try the veal.