What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?
The people in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi do.
Gneiss joke, probably funnier when you’re stoned.
Aww come on, that’s a good dad joke! But since you brought it up…
Did you know that Santa Claus is both an arborist and a geologist?
He’s gonna find out what’s knotty or gneiss.