What Saddam Should Have Said

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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In this thread, they are discussing what Saddam said upon being discovered in his spider hole (“I am President Saddam Hussein, and I am willing to negotiate”). Saddam should have said, “These aren’t the droids you want”, or “I have been evicted from my hole in the ground - I will have to go live in the lake”.*

So far, IMO, Bryan Eckers has come up with the best line that the soldiers should have responded with (“All your base are belong to us”).

I would have simply began humming the theme from Cops as I cuffed him. Of course, I have very little imagination.

What say you? What would you have said in response to Saddam?

Regards,
Shodan

*Bonus points if you recognize the reference.

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“I got your Saddam hangin’ right here.”

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The Bruce Willis response:

BLAM Anybody else want to negotiate?

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“Looks like six more weeks of winter.”

By the way, your last question and title are juxtopo… juxtappos… mixed up.

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“You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well i accept”

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“I wish to register a complaint!”

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GOTCHA YA !

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Ah, they’re 1920’s style “Death Rays.”

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“F*cko Off!”

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This is definitely the winner.

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Or how about
“You are now the newest contestant on Survivor!”

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The official result of the World Hide-and-Seek, Mr Don Roberrs from Hinckley, Leicestershire, 11 years, 2 months, 26 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, 27 seconds. Mr Saddam Hussein, Tikrit, 11 years, a months, 26 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, 27 seconds. The result - a tie.

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“The tribe has spoken. You’ve been voted off…the planet.”

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“Hi! Are you the man of the hole? Wonderful! May I interest you in some wonderful summer timeshares in Mosul? Maybe somewhere on the coast of al-Bubiyan?”

Tripler
Knowing me, I would have thrown my rifle over my shoulder ala “Hacksaw Jim Duggan”, flipped a thumbs up, and screamed “HOOOOOOOOO!”

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Hey guys, do you think that I can win the Theodore Kaczynski lookalike contest?

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“Where is John Connor?”

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To Greensleeves
“Oh where, oh where has my WMD gone?
Oh where, oh where could it be???”

Either that or he should have poked his head out of the hole and said “I knew I should have made that left turn at Albuqurqe(SP?)!”

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I’ve been thinking the exact same thing ever since I heard that.

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Reply: “Eehh, what’s up, dork?”

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:smiley: