Credit to TibsTanglewood…
“It’s okay, I had Subway.”
“Could be worse. Could be raining.”
I’d be quoting shockwave.com … “You are Saddam, yes you’re the real Saddam. All those other Saddams can kiss your fat bottom. So won’t the real Saddam please stand up, please stand up, please stand up.” etc.
What Saddam should have said:
At least I bought enough time for Osama to get away.
or
Hey, wait a minute, I’m just one of my doubles.
What the soldier should have said:
Spiderman wants his hole back.
Ok I almost choked to death you bastard! Don’t ever say something that funny again!!:smack:
“So, who thinks I can go 44 days in here?”
“I’m Saddam Hussein! And so is my wife!”
What Saddam should have said:
“Okay, now my turn.”
:: crosses arm and hides eyes ::
“One one thousand, two one thousand, three one thousand…”
Of course that would have only been fun if all of the soldiers had immediately run looking for good hiding spots.
You don’t want to go in there…
It turns out that I don’t know my ass from a hole in the ground.
“Welcome to my parlor”
ShibbOleth took mine, only I think he would have counted, “One euphrates, two euphrates…”
marine takes mallet and whacks saddam upside the head al-a whack-a-mole!
get back in dere!
Git orrrf moi laaaaaand!
President Bush finally got to 100.
Tag, you’re it.
A couple of possible exchanges:
Solider: Get out of your spiderhole now cupcake!
Saddam: Spiderhole?
Solider: Erm… just get out.
Saddam: Ahahaha…
Solider 1: NOPE. NO SIGN OF HIM HERE EITHER. THAT SLY FOX IS JUUUST TO CLEVER.
Soldier 2: LET’S JUST GO BACK HOME.
Soldier 1: YEAH, LET’S.
Soldier 1 & 2: stomps feet
Saddam: Ti-hi-hiiiii
Soldier: Freeze scumbag!
Saddam: Aiee! You got me! pats soldier on the shoulder
Soldier: …
Saddam: Tag, you’re it?
Soldier: …
Saddam: No?
“It’s a fair cop, but society is to blame.”
“Top of the world, Ma!”
“That’s right, yes. Attila the Hun, that’s me. A.T. Hun. My parents were Mr and Mrs. Norman Hun, but they had a little joke when I was born. Call me ‘The,’ for heaven’s sake!”
“No, I’m Larry Hussein. Saddam lives on the other side of Tikrit, in the hole next to the Kwik-E-Mart.”
Mr. Saddam Hussein of Baghdad, Iraq, chose a very cunning way of not being seen. When we called at his palace, we found that he had gone away on two weeks holiday. He had not left any forwarding address, and he had bolted and barred the house to prevent us from getting in. However a neighbour told us where he was.
And here is the neighbour (BOOM) Here is where he lived (BOOM) And this is where “Chemical Ali” lived who refused to speak to us (BOOM). so did the gentleman who lived here…(BOOM) and here…(BOOM) and of course here…(BOOM)
Mr. Saddam Hussein of Baghdad, Iraq, chose a very cunning way of not being seen. When we called at his palace, we found that he had gone away on two weeks holiday. He had not left any forwarding address, and he had bolted and barred the house to prevent us from getting in. However a neighbour told us where he was.
And here is the neighbour (BOOM) Here is where he lived (BOOM) And this is where “Chemical Ali” lived who refused to speak to us (BOOM). so did the gentleman who lived here…(BOOM) and here…(BOOM) and of course here…(BOOM)
There I was, a-digging this 'ole
An 'ole in the ground,
It was big and sort of round it was,
And there was I, digging it deep,
It was flat at at the bottom and the sides were steep,
When along comes this bloke with full camo
And an M-16, who scratched his head,
Well 'e looked down the hole, poor demented soul and 'e said
Do you mind if I make a suggestion?
Don’t dig there, dig it elsewhere,
You’re digging it round and it ought to be square
The shape of it’s wrong, it’s much much too long
And you can’t put an 'ole where an 'ole don’t belong.
Now that’s funny…
“Saddam, I think we should tell you…You’ve Been Scammed!!! You’re not Really deposed and the US didn’t Really attack. We’re the cast of ‘Scare Factor’ and here comes Shannen Doherty now…”