Congratulations, Saddam. You may already have won 10 million dollars!
Damned double posts. Second one today. :o
err… I mean ‘Scare Tactics’.
Soldier: “Are you Saddam Hussein?”
Saddam: “No, but I did just spend nine months in Holiday Inn Express Baghdad.”
Soldier: Surrender!
Saddam: I want to negotiate!
Soldiers[mumbling amongst themselves]:Well, Saddam, we have some good news.
Saddam: Ah! The steenking bastards will negotiate with me!
Soldier: No, we just saved a whole bunch on camel insurance.
Qui-Gon Jinn: “The negotiations will be short.”
Negotiate THIS!
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“I found all the missing ballots!” Gore won!"
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I really didn’t want to change my long distance company and this is the only place they won’t call.
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Vote for Kucinich!
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Lets see Paris Hilton do THIS!
I’m actually Ashton Kutcher and you’ve just been punk’d!
Saddam to soldier: “You are now free to move about the country.”
Soldier: We’re taking you to see Captain Barbosa!
Saddam: Parlay!
“Al-Qaseltzer!”
Saddam - “Hey guys, I got a grill in my hole, anybody want a hamburger?”
“You’re American? What are American soldiers doing here? Never mind…it’s not important. You’ve got to help me. One of my doubles locked me in this hut back in 1980 and we’ve got to stop him. The guy’s a complete psycho and there’s no telling what he’s been doing since he took over the country.”
“I made dead people.”
Saddam
“Finally, a chance to use a real toilet”
“Can I finish watching my Pirates of the Caribbean DVD first?”
“Hiding from you guys? No, my wife is the one I’m scared of. She has a bigger moustache than me”
Saddam: SHARUNNNN!!
or…
This better be good, you got me out of the shower!
or…
Oh good, my pizza’s here!
or…
Saddam: Back off! The weapons of mass destruction are hidden in my beard!
Soldier: Do your worst. We know they’re only 1920s-style death rays.
can you hear me now?
“Did I beat David Blaine?”
ah, people! you’ve let me down.
Sadam’s first words should have been
Gort! KLAATU BARADA NICKTO!