“Semen Face” is that you? How ya been old buddy?
My secrets that I’m taking to the grave are:
How I didn’t really like my dad growing up. I understand his motivations now but as a stupid kid with my stupid kid brain I didn’t and actively tried avoiding spending time with him. Only my mom knows and there really isn’t a reason to bring it up all these years later and hurt a lot of feelings.
And just recently I told my nephew his brain was stupid after he did something stupid. I also told him his brain would smarten up eventually. My mom and step-dad were in the room and they laughed and the nephew laughed but if my sister-in-law had heard that she would have freaked out over her pwescious snow flake being told anything other than he was the bestest in the world. Also she likes to hold grudges so it’s best she never finds out.