Put 'imin the Bilge and make him pump it…
Rum,
…and the lash.
The Royal Navy traditions.
Put 'imin the Bilge and make him drink it…
Hic Treat em wit’ Onner en E’spect Hic
Which way to the next Wissky bar? Hic
Well the way I heard it, you’re supposed to shave something with a rusty razor, but I don’t think it’s his belly.
Cut his legs off and call him “Cotton”.
tattoo his ass with a death ray laser
Waitaminnit! That’s what you do with a sleepy baby! I’ll thank you to not add that level of freakiness to the kiddie songs!
As for the drunken sailor:
Give 'im baitbag duty til the moon relieves 'im.
Oily in the mornin’.
I had a dance to that song when I was little!
And it was ballet!
SEND him Gen DET to a SHIP…
Naah, that can’t be it. Doesn’t fit the rhythm.
Drop him in the Marianas Trench
Just once
For 20 minutes
Have you seen the captain’s daughter? :dubious:
I’ve had this song in my head for 3 days now.
Thank you so much.
grumble
Make that a 1920’s style Death Ray.
Give 'im 'is own show & put 'im on cable!
Give 'im 'is own show & put 'im on cable!
Give 'im 'is own show & put 'im on cable!
Earl-ie in the morning!