Didn’t want to hijack andygirl’s thread.
It’s been a long couple of years - long adolescence, really - and this is my first Coming Out Day, so I feel like doing something special.
So far, here’s what I came up with:
-Burst out of an actual closet in a ridiculously public place, preferably a street corner, with a full backup chorus line. (This is not my idea. Mad props to whoever thought of it.)
-Grab my toolbox and fix stuff around the floor. Then buy a pack of smokes and perfect my James Dean impression in the hallway, only with more sexual harassment.
-Steal a megaphone and use it to ask some girl out, hoping to annoy my roommate with moaning at 2 AM. Then get shot down, buy a pack of smokes and you know the rest.
-Fill some water balloons with red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple paint and fling them at people from the roof. (I still can’t name all the colors without grabbing my flag pin.)
-Something political and constructive (Comedy Option!!!)
In reality, I’ll probably spend today watching a movie on my computer and eating Cheetos from the bag. But does anyone else have any ideas?