In the cube next to mine, there’s a guy with a slinky. It is driving me insane. All day he plays with it and it makes an annoying shliink - shliiink - shliiiink noise.
I’m thinking I’ll take a cue from The Office and imbed it a bowl of jello and leave it on his desk. I could steal it today, but he gets in before me in the morning and I don’t know how I would sneak it in.
Maybe I’ll just steal it and replace it with a plastic one. At least it wouldn’t make so much noise.
What would you do with an annoying slinky?
Someone else did complain about it to him, but he just laughed about it. And, of course continued to shliiink away.