I’ve googled for Thai Squid dishes and the most common recipe isPla Meuk Pad Prik (Fried Squid with Hot Sauce) and though there are many different variations they all seem to contain oyster sauce.
If the squid is an elder god then I would recommend being eaten first. It’s an unpleasant fate but nonetheless preferable to going mad while everyone else gets eaten.
Thanks all, lots of interesting ideas. I should have enough to try a couple of these. That garlic pepper squid recipe sounds good too, so I might have to go out and get some oil to fry stuff in.